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anthonydietrich.bsky.social
Insane Sox/Dolphins fan. 30. Wubs, Jams, and general funk. I made Dale Jr laugh once (one time)
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There’s no one I show less respect to on the road than filthy Tesla drivers

2025 I’m going to Japan. This is me manifesting it. This is me holding myself accountable to do it. I am going to visit Japan this next year

2012 FSU vs Clemson man what a night

Stummy ache survivor

I need an outlet to write, literally about anything.

I remember in high school one of the times I got violently high with my friends in their neighborhood we were outside causing a ruckus after midnight and I spent two hours figuring out if I pissed myself (I did not)

A lot of people are being dismissive of the “drone sightings” but I think we need to seriously address the issues that lie behind this phenomenon: people are really astonishingly dumb.

Jeff the Shark gives me life

On this anniversary of TLJ a reminder that it’s okay to just not like something other people love as it’s also okay to like something other people hate. Just don’t be annoying about it

Avoided a migraine hangover. Appears being over 30 and getting those are a skill issue idk

Sign Walker Buehler @ Boston Red Sox

Yall scared everyone off calling shit “skeets” the first week we all got here

So does the Jordan brand make a custom ripped hoodie for him, or is he going to take a pair of scissors to one he finds in the lost and found pile? Also, they’re calling him Chapel Bill

Hate to see Kyle Teal leave but STOKED to have a guy like Crochet on the Sox. Let’s fucking go

SEC bias!!

The Red Sox organization needs to stop lying to its fans that it’s all in because we clearly aren’t if our biggest offseason move is a one year deal for that freakazoid Chapman. I hate this front office

Watching Bill Belichick lose by 24 to this man

NFL meme pages are minions memes for men

It was “Among Us” The “assassins” game was “Among Us.”

Thinking about that Simpsons game last night…

Not looking for applause but I saved a bee that was trapped in my apartment and only screamed 4 times

There’s nothing going on, all the work is completed, but my team has to stay until 5:30 meaning I can’t beat traffic and my drive goes from 40 minutes to 50 minutes. Sick dude!!

The idea of a Luigi Mangione implies there's a Waluigi Mangione.

Days like this on social media feel like when a bird got into the classroom

Listening to Elle Fanning on the new Conan podcast and listening to her say she was supposed to play Suze Rotolo in the new Bob Dylan movie but they changed her name was crazy. It caught me off guard, I’ve never heard my last name used in any media outside of people I already knew

CFP NIT, who says no? 👀

Screaming loudly: he’s right

haven't been feeling the holiday spirit on bluesky, hope this helps

need Timothee Chalamet as Bob Dylan to write an 8 and a half minute song about the guy who shot the healthcare CEO

I’m desperate to get this app to be good but everyone I followed who joined around the same time already jumped ship so I see the same 7 people posting every day and it’s disheartening

I’m going to drink bleach

I was foolish to ever believe it was more than a 2% chance the Red Sox would get Juan Soto but I’m a hopeless romantic at the end of the day

Kadarius Toney is the funniest player in the NFL

Scott Frost a Disney adult?

Happy for whatever high school girl’s team that has an entire plane to themselves but cheering nonstop at the airport gate should constitute TSA at least coming over to tell you to stop

JONNU SMITH IS HIM!!!!!!! FINS UP BABY

I LOVE YOU JASON SANDERS

JASON SANDERS FROM THE LOGO!!!

Lmaooooo smell ya later Bama and Miami 🤢🤮

Jesus Christ SMU you’ve never heard of icing the kicker?

Kevin Jennings is fucking awesome

I’d rather watch this SMU team that doesn’t quit than an Alabama team that got shit pumped by a bad Oklahoma team every time but it’s not about that is it?

I’m realizing this guy is a college football Juggalo