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Here for friendship and/or revenge. INTJ Born in 1984 (stop asking) @ 3:46AM ♑ (stop asking) 🇵🇸 Just Me: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:c4qtgkxs5bcdvvcetkxlmbjz/feed/aaafheaoq7yiu
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Target suffers 10th consecutive week of decline in traffic due to boycotts over DEI… Let’s. Do. This. 😎✨

submitted 20 hours ago • 44 comments

If Jeff Bezos can send Katy Perry into space, he can pay a wealth tax so every American has debt-free healthcare.

submitted 1 day ago • 539 comments

Much like the novel “Fight Club” I was merely wrestling with my intense masculinity to the point where it occasionally becomes an entire separate account, and somehow you psychotic evildoers think it’s weird when my shattered psyche re-forms? When I become whole once again?

submitted 15 hours ago • 108 comments

2025 Olive Garden commercial: “when you’re here, you’re CUNTISSIMO!” 🤌

submitted 1 day ago • 5 comments

Note to person in front of me on the plane… Big Bang Theory isn’t that fucking funny.

submitted 13 hours ago • 23 comments

submitted 17 hours ago • 9 comments

i agree abe & have you been paying attention to most legacy media? unfortunately they’re largely capitulating cowards owned by billionaires who have a vested interest in the oligarchy. it should be taking over every media outlet & it’s unfortunate that it won’t be.

submitted 16 hours ago • 0 comments

i should NOT have eaten that frosty

submitted 15 hours ago • 7 comments

I so badly want to sing “There’s microplastics found in every single human testicle” to the tune of I Am the Very Model of a Modern Major-General

submitted 19 hours ago • 9 comments

a resume is like a bangers feed for your innie

submitted 23 hours ago • 5 comments

Matty boy caught red handed doing sock puppet shit lol. He is literally too rich to do this shit, why is he doing this and not just paying someone lol

submitted 19 hours ago • 156 comments

I sincerely cannot think of a less provocative, less trolly thinker than Tony, whose whole thing is mostly just to insist that obviously true things are in fact true.

submitted 16 hours ago • 0 comments

Five Comedies to Get to Know Me: Airplane! 1941 Zoolander (series) The Naked Gun (series) Bluestreak

submitted 16 hours ago • 1 comment

Discworld QOTD, from Night Watch

submitted 21 hours ago • 13 comments

9 out 10 dentists agree that it’s “kind of creepy” when I suck on their fingers during my dental exam

submitted 18 hours ago • 8 comments

just thinking about the Kármán line

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submitted 18 hours ago • 10 comments

a potato flew around my room

submitted 20 hours ago • 3 comments

important context about the concentration camps in el salvador:

submitted 18 hours ago • 304 comments

I’ve been reporting on health insurance denials for more than a year. Last fall, I stumbled across a lawsuit that, with interviews, revealed one insurers’ playbook of secret lists, special deals and lowball payments. 👇

submitted 1 day ago • 14 comments

Stop with the clever acronyms for important legislation. Stop. It would be better to call such legislation things like "A bill to stop the illegal kidnapping of U.S. citizens."

submitted 20 hours ago • 10 comments

if you’re thinking about visiting the US, DONT. all our food is overpriced and our national monuments aren’t even that impressive. also i think there’s something going on with the government

submitted 1 day ago • 73 comments

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller April 14,1953

submitted 20 hours ago • 27 comments

Pundits: Without dissenting political perspective, Bluesky will never be taken seriously! Bluesky: Frankenstein's Monster, Dracula's Red Bull, the Wolfman's Celsius, etc.

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

What's up with seagulls? They used to be in every parking lot in this yellow area, but I feel like I haven't seen any more than a mile from Lake Erie in YEARS! Am I trippin?

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

The Doritos dye turns flesh clear. Is that good? Feeling: Transparent

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Whenever I eat Doritos, I think about the time scientists applied tons of the orange Doritos dye to dead lab mice, and the mice turned clear. The Doritos dye turns mice clear. Is that good? It hasn't stopped me from occasionally eating Doritos, but that cannot possibly be a good thing.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Breaking news: The European Commission is issuing burner phones and basic laptops to some US-bound staff to avoid the risk of espionage — a measure traditionally reserved for trips to China www.ft.com/content/20d0...

submitted 1 day ago • 861 comments

I got the idea to use a template from @jess.shakesess.fyi This is way better than the ASCII art pear phone I was using! feeling: impressed

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