antijohngreen.bsky.social - Profile | ThreadSky | a Reddit-style client for Bluesky

Sup sky

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

filipino girls are here with their mom my mom could never I am going to gatekeep sabrina from her she will flip over all the sex songs

submitted 110 days ago • 0 comments

WHY DID I JUST GET A FULL FACE OF TYSON ASS? WHAT?! HELLO?! MODS?!

submitted 112 days ago • 9 comments

sesame street needs to let elmo beat the shit out of rocco i’m so serious

submitted 112 days ago • 0 comments

they should make abortion a sport

submitted 118 days ago • 2 comments

I just spoke to Kamala, and she said she's gonna close Guantanamo bay on day one

submitted 147 days ago • 0 comments

There needs to be a new term for “stupid” that isn’t tied to the pejorative diagnoses of cognitive disabilities of the past, but instead specifically refers to the gleefully uneducated and mean-spirited willful ignorance of the digital age

submitted 147 days ago • 5 comments

killing myself, not because I'm depressed, I just want to opt out of capitalism

submitted 392 days ago • 1 comment

I am not real. I am not real. I don't exist. I've never existed. I am not real. you don't know me. you can't know someone who doesn't exist. how did I come into your life? like a dream you can't remember the start. you don't know why you know me. everything I've ever said has come from your brain.

submitted 455 days ago • 3 comments

Step one, gotta find a way to get the fuck outta bed Step two, gotta find a way to get the fuck out my head

submitted 480 days ago • 1 comment

Just to prove to May that I skeet im a skeeter

submitted 480 days ago • 0 comments

I hate condoms, I just put my balls on airplane mode

submitted 481 days ago • 1 comment

It's extraordinarily funny to me that I'm failing a class entitled "How To Be Happy"

submitted 481 days ago • 1 comment

Gonna get to work early tomorrow so I have time to cry at my desk before the day starts

submitted 482 days ago • 4 comments

When will I stop seeing her in every person

submitted 482 days ago • 1 comment

I wish I was ambidextrous unfortunately I only ambipolar

submitted 482 days ago • 0 comments

submitted 548 days ago • 18 comments

How much melatonin can I take within 24 hours? I'm sure I've passed the limit.

submitted 483 days ago • 0 comments

favorite game ive invented recently is called orange fanta. to play it you get a bottle of orange fanta and then drink it

submitted 483 days ago • 10 comments

We out here making sounds we have never made before

submitted 483 days ago • 0 comments

I'm not a real person im one of those sexbots except im much better at creating fake profiles than they are. I know how to appear normal and the links I post actually lead to high quality porn, not credit card scams. Just so you're all aware.

submitted 488 days ago • 0 comments

do u guys remember when I was so bored in quarantine that I collected my earwax into a ball

submitted 489 days ago • 0 comments

Nice boobs. Too bad their woke

submitted 611 days ago • 2 comments

who up feeling utter despair

submitted 492 days ago • 2 comments

Can any of the sexbots that follow me (or regular people idc) send me $4000 please? My birthday is in 3 days

submitted 489 days ago • 1 comment

I'm a 55 year old dad in that every time I see something with the lesbian color palette I take a picture and send it to my friend

submitted 489 days ago • 0 comments

Hellob luesky. I had a perfect little Curl next to my face the other day. Hello blue sky!

submitted 489 days ago • 0 comments

so bbw fetishists call their wife hot tubs?

submitted 490 days ago • 2 comments

It is unconfirmed, but I have an unnamed source that believes my wife thinks my dick is inadequate

submitted 490 days ago • 0 comments

who up feeling utter despair

submitted 492 days ago • 2 comments

BARK BARK BARK BARK

submitted 534 days ago • 0 comments

Ben Shapiro begging the judge to charge him as an adult

submitted 534 days ago • 3 comments

Judge: well this was a waste of time. Honestly I ought to hold you in contempt of court. Your story makes no sense, and what the hell is ligma anyway? Me (Standing up at witness stand, hunched over way too close to mic): I don't know your honor

submitted 534 days ago • 3 comments

Sup sky

filipino girls are here with their mom my mom could never I am going to gatekeep sabrina from her she will flip over all the sex songs

WHY DID I JUST GET A FULL FACE OF TYSON ASS? WHAT?! HELLO?! MODS?!

sesame street needs to let elmo beat the shit out of rocco i’m so serious

they should make abortion a sport

I just spoke to Kamala, and she said she's gonna close Guantanamo bay on day one

There needs to be a new term for “stupid” that isn’t tied to the pejorative diagnoses of cognitive disabilities of the past, but instead specifically refers to the gleefully uneducated and mean-spirited willful ignorance of the digital age

killing myself, not because I'm depressed, I just want to opt out of capitalism

I am not real. I am not real. I don't exist. I've never existed. I am not real. you don't know me. you can't know someone who doesn't exist. how did I come into your life? like a dream you can't remember the start. you don't know why you know me. everything I've ever said has come from your brain.

Step one, gotta find a way to get the fuck outta bed Step two, gotta find a way to get the fuck out my head

Just to prove to May that I skeet im a skeeter

I hate condoms, I just put my balls on airplane mode

It's extraordinarily funny to me that I'm failing a class entitled "How To Be Happy"

Gonna get to work early tomorrow so I have time to cry at my desk before the day starts

When will I stop seeing her in every person

I wish I was ambidextrous unfortunately I only ambipolar

How much melatonin can I take within 24 hours? I'm sure I've passed the limit.

favorite game ive invented recently is called orange fanta. to play it you get a bottle of orange fanta and then drink it

We out here making sounds we have never made before

I'm not a real person im one of those sexbots except im much better at creating fake profiles than they are. I know how to appear normal and the links I post actually lead to high quality porn, not credit card scams. Just so you're all aware.

do u guys remember when I was so bored in quarantine that I collected my earwax into a ball

Nice boobs. Too bad their woke

who up feeling utter despair

Can any of the sexbots that follow me (or regular people idc) send me $4000 please? My birthday is in 3 days

I'm a 55 year old dad in that every time I see something with the lesbian color palette I take a picture and send it to my friend

Hellob luesky. I had a perfect little Curl next to my face the other day. Hello blue sky!

so bbw fetishists call their wife hot tubs?

It is unconfirmed, but I have an unnamed source that believes my wife thinks my dick is inadequate

who up feeling utter despair

BARK BARK BARK BARK

Ben Shapiro begging the judge to charge him as an adult

Judge: well this was a waste of time. Honestly I ought to hold you in contempt of court. Your story makes no sense, and what the hell is ligma anyway? Me (Standing up at witness stand, hunched over way too close to mic): I don't know your honor

Hey Christians, if you want me to read your little book so fucking bad, maybe don't put the biggest spoiler around your goddamn neck

I drinka the water (that's my impression of a thirsty Italian)

bluesky? More like time to cry!