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I hate fascists and turnips. Follow me if you understand turnips are ugly, white, hang with worms in grime and are ALWAYS gross (Sorta like fascists). Oh, and they have bad skin.
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Heaven knows why the cardinal had the giggles…However, I’m gonna imagine that it was because he knew Leo would piss off the orange pudding brain.🧠 www.threads.com/@angie.em7/p...

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

Watch out American reds. You’re in for some real in-your-face truths you are not gonna like, but too effing bad.

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

Dodgers sunset

submitted 62 days ago • 0 comments

Oh, the irony of 🍊🦧 using the word “disrespectful” against a real leader trying to help his people while the one speaking was tearing down 80 years of alliances in Europe. #AmericatheHorrifed

submitted 84 days ago • 0 comments

Happy Friday!

submitted 91 days ago • 0 comments

I haven’t posted in a couple of days, but I still think Elonia can go f@ck himself.

submitted 95 days ago • 0 comments

KC Chefs are getting beat and marinated in their own smug-butt stew. #haha #bye

submitted 103 days ago • 0 comments

What is going on... #donaldtrump #joebiden

submitted 104 days ago • 50 comments

Hold on! Is the Fuckhead Friday surprise by the Orange Turnip about plastic straws? Really?

submitted 105 days ago • 0 comments

Luigi looking over East Village, San Diego. #sandiego

submitted 106 days ago • 0 comments

I wonder how MAGA feels about The Waffle House charging a .50 surcharge on eggs? Aren’t these diners in mostly red states? I wonder because egg prices were supposed to go down, as promised their daddy. Daddy’s gonna give them an eggstraordinary Easter this year. 🐣 #thewafflehouse #fafo

submitted 108 days ago • 0 comments

Are there any witches out there to drum up a spell where the Orange 🍊 Turnip gets e. Coli in his KFC bowls for the rest of his life?

submitted 108 days ago • 0 comments

I remember when a politician could be eliminated from public trust to lead, when they couldn’t spell the word “potato “ correctly. Damn these voting Turnip supporters are dumb AF.

submitted 108 days ago • 0 comments

If the Orange 🍊 Turnip doesn’t shut up about buying Greenland, I think Denmark should stop selling Ozempic to the U.S. #fafo

submitted 109 days ago • 0 comments

Elon Musk is a threat to National Security, a Russian asset and needs to be arrested and deported. #musk

submitted 112 days ago • 0 comments

I ❤️ L.A. #fireaid

submitted 112 days ago • 0 comments

Ya know, I think the entire world lost it’s mind at the same time.

submitted 120 days ago • 0 comments

Hey, I havent been watching the news today. Did anyone die suddenly that would relieve most of the world? Asking for a friend.

submitted 123 days ago • 0 comments

I was gonna post this on Monday. Rip DavidLynch

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Light can be found in the darkest places.

submitted 133 days ago • 0 comments

I am so overwhelmed by images in Los Angeles, I'm actually quiet. For once.

submitted 134 days ago • 1 comment

I’m fucking dead. 😂😂😂😂

submitted 135 days ago • 255 comments

Since facts don't matter - lets make a wish on these "facts". Yippee -Ki-Ayy, mutherfuckah!

submitted 135 days ago • 0 comments

#Donlemon might be my whole vibe for the next few years.

submitted 137 days ago • 0 comments

Unbelievable.

submitted 137 days ago • 1218 comments

So we are gonna certify a felon, rapist and twice impeached former president and we expect this to go well for the U.S.? Got it!

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submitted 140 days ago • 238 comments

I hope everyone has a Happy New Year's Eve and more patience and gumption in 2025. We are gonna need it. #letsgo2025

submitted 143 days ago • 0 comments

I will never stop laughing at the fact the MAGA Civil War they threatened libs with ended up with themselves!!! MAGAMorons

submitted 146 days ago • 0 comments

I sorta miss the old school billionaire types, who were happy to think about designing the perfect bra or make a huge plane that gets two inches off the water - only to go batshit and hide in Nicaragua. We didnt know how lucky we were. Elon can you eff off somewhere else?

submitted 161 days ago • 0 comments

I'm no psychic, but I predict a full-on fist fight on the House floor between members of Congress within the first year. #congress2025

submitted 166 days ago • 0 comments

Actual photo of Elonia Musk with his child at the latest meeting. #stephenking #thedeadzone

submitted 167 days ago • 1 comment

If you see this post, can you please help spread this information? #ASafeChoice is a referral network of physicians who provide medication abortion services ACROSS THE US. People everywhere need to know about this option. These doctors have capacity to help more women! Let’s spread word! ❤️✊

submitted 170 days ago • 667 comments

Rand Paul is not acting like a turnip at the moment, but give it time. He’ll go right back to needing to be composted soon.

submitted 179 days ago • 0 comments

Proud to say I never owned a Tesla nor wanted one. Please clap!

submitted 185 days ago • 0 comments