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antoniousaus.bsky.social
Perth based kinky bear, 🇬🇧🇦🇺, literate. Friendly-ish in person, terrible digital communicator. Love my motorbike, video and tabletop gaming, travel, music. No OF / JFF because my day job pays the bills. Sci-fi nerd, sarcasm, fake accents FTW
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Todays Edinburgh look Everyone is looking at me weird because of the lack of jacket

I HAD TO DO IT I’M NOT SORRY

It’s hard to appreciate how trippy this room is until you’re staggering through it, knowing full well that the bridge isn’t moving 🤣

This is why I’m wearing shorts even though it’s cold and wet

I like this moustache but fuck it would be annoying

The shade of this ad fills me with joy

Pilgrimage to my holy land done yesterday And yes I ate all 4 sausage rolls (IYKYK)

Saying you’re in Scotland without saying your in Scotland

Found this photo while looking for something else, this would’ve been 2014 ish and a good reminder why I’m not friends with this person and wouldn’t let them occupy any of my time. Also, we never actually fucked, so not sure what that was about 🤷

Flying from HK to LHR I have a woman with a child in the seat next to me I cannot describe in words how much I detest babies They smell weird, make noises, puke *sigh*

Might've got someone fired. In fairness, he pushed me and two other people at work last July. The client didn't do anything with the incident reports but the site owner found out this week and were not happy. I'm not happy either, I'd prefer reeducation first but the way the guy handled the incident

My new shirts from @redfort.bsky.social's store arrived, loving them, just not sure which one to wear when I meet up with family for the first time in 11 years

Because a client has banned me from calling people 'Comrade' and talking in a fake Russian accent during daily meetings, I will practice my finest Black Country dialect when I am in the UK. Lets see them try and parse 'yam orright am ya cock' into 'hi how are you' en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_C...

My word... French Aussie guy that works for me just asked me about the muslim takeover of Birmingham. Yeah nah mate, I think if that had happened my relos would have been complaining in my ear holes about it. Then conflating muslims with the pakistani rape gangs. At the end of the convo he said

Wow the canteen lady here on site today really showed her right wing colours, was talking about my holiday and I mentioned I was staying in Digbeth and how I hope the pub is still a sleazy filthy place. Cue the rant about uncontrolled immigration and open borders. Then about how Biden let all the

Is it OK to leave feedback for the UK evisa service calling them 'greedy cunts'? There was no option on the web to select anything cheaper than standard processing. Their app only charged the government fees. Pack of filthy robbing cunts.

Fucking love this band and their crazy videos youtu.be/eUO9SNCBL6U?...

I hate vacuuming. And mopping floors.

Going through the photos on my phone and when y friends and I play jackbox we are awful people and this is why I love them There are a lot of things I cannot post because: 1. They are too spicy to be shown 2. They're group 'in jokes' Here's stuff I can share

My friends know me well

Apparently this says ‘empty waterskin’ I promise I did go to school

The grotty old pub I used to drink in in Brum with a darkroom, where I had sex in the toilets countless times... Is a B&B now? On booking.com 🤣 I'm so tempted to stay there for a couple of nights, but I don't know if it is still the sleazy den of iniquity I remember.

Just booked my flights and accom for PAX AUS

I need to get ducted air con for next summer. This has been pretty mild thus far and I am tres uncomfortable

The Tal Shiar if it served cvnt