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The jerk store called. They voted 11-3 to unionize! Everyone welcome Jerks Local 217

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I completely missed the boat on YouTube streamer culture despite being the perfect age to have been hooked into YouTube early on, so every time someone’s like “I can’t BELIEVE the drama between CrunchyCriticalDubz and InspectorZunk” I feel like I’m trying to learn a new language

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

We all need to have a serious discussion someday about how Godwin’s law was one of the stupidest things to ever hit modern political discourse

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DAILY THOUGHT: I ate a burger today and it was tres nom noms. My care cup has runneth over. The cat is doing a hecking meow. Coffee: check. Blanket: check. “Danger, Will Robinson!” 💭 603 ♻️ 866 ❤️ 27.9K

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

i like how the prank of rickrolling was just making somebody listen to a popular and generally well liked song. like, haha, made you listen to one of the 80’s best pop hits, you loser

submitted 6 days ago • 164 comments

Nah this is like the part from BioShock Infinite where the floating city in the sky finally has so much power they just start annihilating New York. They have the green light to go full end game mode

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

If we somehow get out of this, this whole period of American history is gonna look like our Oliver Cromwell phase. “Yeah we’ve done the same thing for a few hundred years except for the 8 years when a weird megalomaniac showed up and started waving his hands around”

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

I love how Bluesky DMs don’t have emoji reactions yet so any time my girlfriend DMs me a meme, I have to reply “I like it 👍” or something like I’m someone’s dad reacting to a $100 birthday gift

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Walton Goggins looks like someone who would be named Walton Goggins

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

extremely Bluesky voice ahhh… the hellsite. mama’s care cup is full !

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

Gulf of the Depends Adult Undergarment Gulf of the Trial-Size Dove Bar Gulf of Glad

submitted 20 days ago • 1 comment

New prediction: Trump will sign an executive order “Restoring God to this Country by declaring Sunday the first day of the week” and Elon will be like “I support Judeo-Christian values. A ha ha.” and nobody will fact check him and point out that Sunday is already the first day of the week in the US

submitted 20 days ago • 1 comment

It must feel good asf for a hacker to say "I'm in" once they've hacked the mainframe or whatever

submitted 22 days ago • 1 comment

me when i tell people "i'm on island time"

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

Sometimes I think the early 2010s were an incredible time for pop culture and then I remember Kony 2012

submitted 28 days ago • 2 comments

#va11halla

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

you just can't get performances like Robert Shaw as Quint in Jaws these days. we have lost the technology to create alcoholics of that caliber.

submitted 30 days ago • 258 comments

Had a really productive time searching for Valentine’s Day reservations this evening

submitted 30 days ago • 0 comments

I have nowhere else to post about this so please enjoy the beautiful new PC tower I bought with my tax refund money

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments

just walked by a guy with a giant ass pompadour but he had like just the certain bit dyed white and he was literally making the giga chad face and I couldn’t stop laughing at the idea of handsome pepé le pew

submitted 32 days ago • 4 comments

Thinking about cancelling my vision insurance and throwing away all of my contacts because these days a lot of things keep happening all at once and I’ve Seen Enough

submitted 32 days ago • 0 comments

If there’s one thing I’ve learned in this life, it’s that if a restaurant is described as “a local legend” it probably sucks

submitted 32 days ago • 0 comments

Looking forward to the next 2-4 years of online sponsored brand posts being like “Now 69% More Based And 420% More Gamerpilled. 😎”

submitted 33 days ago • 0 comments

Surprised there is not a gimmick account called “Whacko Moments in Trump Memo History” or something for the like four “Trump Declares Smiling Illegal” memos rescinded 47 minutes later that have happened already

submitted 33 days ago • 0 comments

People on Facebook will be like “I don’t trust CBS News” and then repost something from “Dr Pornography”

submitted 37 days ago • 30 comments

Going back in time 20 years and shouting the words “DeepSeek Panic Live Updates” at a random passer-by

submitted 37 days ago • 0 comments

This is every Bluesky discover tab post

submitted 38 days ago • 5 comments

i'm 23 years old and here's some advice to fix the democratic party:

submitted 41 days ago • 0 comments

Mildly encouraging that everyone’s like “yeah Elon was heiling Hitler”, as opposed to when Trump said the 14 words in an executive order like a week into his first term and people were shouting “GODWIN’S LAW!!!” like they were Michael Scott declaring bankruptcy any time someone called him a fascist

submitted 44 days ago • 0 comments