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why does this sound like a euphemism my grandmother would have invented for gay couples. "oh! are they... you know. _cookie pals_?"

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this is what it feels like to be an asymmetric

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great to see swift on the skyline

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finally some innovation in tech press.asus.com/news/press-r...

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This makes me laugh every time. I will not explain myself!

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I've been saying this needed to happen the whole time, thank god Linus is finally stepping up and leading the project lore.kernel.org/rust-for-lin...

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WIP: 3d OpenTelemetry distributed trace interface. It would be nice to have attribute grouping into graph components. Need to visualize more aspects of the data such as absolute time and span duration.

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(Boosts encouraged!) Hi! 👋 I’m Kat. I’ve been a professional dev for over 15 years. I maintained the NPM CLI for 5 of those. I sat in TC39. I work at Microsoft. I’m self taught w/a film degree and no formal CS edu. Are you new to tech? What do you wish you could ask some1 like me? Literally AMA

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Take our #OpenTelemetry #Contributor Survey and help us enhance the contributor experience. We appreciate your time and feedback!

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if the mail lady firebombs my house it’s because my wife and I both independently ordered about 60lbs of cat litter each

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Okay damn

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soc 2 type 2 would be a beautiful name for a girl

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gonna start making ambient generative music, call it Brian ENUM

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Brian Eno's "Ambient 1" only sold 10,000 copies, but everyone who bought it went on to start an airport.

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Purrtz

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one thing thats kinda fun about bsky is that you really do find the most interesting people on here. like this guy, what a great little gimmick! it's just cool sports hats and lego cats! bsky.app/profile/stor...

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