Profile avatar
apesmith.bsky.social
Rob | 34 | Posts about farts, used meatloaf, and people in spandex | A gorilla/capybara crossbreed in a gross human suit
135 posts 61 followers 118 following
Prolific Poster
Posts 46 Comments 4

Gamecube Controller #lowpoly #pixelart

submitted 1 day ago • 25 comments

Happy Pride! Day 13:

submitted 2 days ago • 7 comments

Holy shit, it's already Thursday. But also, holy shit, it's only Thursday.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Let me show you a real Honest cop.

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

Lune ✨️ #expedition33 #ClairObscurExpedition33

submitted 5 days ago • 24 comments

How your email finds me

submitted 11 days ago • 10 comments

Man, I've always just been shaped like a thumb. (Circa 2012)

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

An old picture, but fuck it. I love us.

submitted 11 days ago • 1 comment

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

It’s Friday … And on Fridays we dance💃🎶🕺

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

Anyway 🖊️🦑

submitted 15 days ago • 48 comments

submitted 16 days ago • 3 comments

If you see this, post a dragon.

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

Gee Quacks is the most pain-in-the-ass insane HG I've built so far. Holy shit.

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

"Yarn Day in Bartlesville, Oklahoma" is a song about an annual event during which more Americans are abducted by aliens than any other time of the year. RV parking space is limited so plan ahead. #MusicSky

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

Game idea: a puzzle game about optimizing your cooking to run the dishwasher as seldom as possible

submitted 18 days ago • 4 comments

The Pokémon that runs this account.

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

admire the clodsire #pokemon #pixelart #clodsire

submitted 21 days ago • 4 comments

Maelle #clairobscurexpedition33 #expedition33

submitted 21 days ago • 7 comments

submitted 21 days ago • 10 comments

submitted 22 days ago • 122 comments

Me wanting to eat fresh, healthy vegetables knowing damn well the taco bell is only a few minutes down the road waiting for me.

submitted 22 days ago • 2 comments

Engaged/married life is realizing that your three remaining bananas are getting super squishy, and knowing that your significant other is both adverse to the textures of fruit AND good at baking, and making Late Night Banana Bread.

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

That's what they called me in high school.

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

submitted 23 days ago • 3 comments

submitted 23 days ago • 2 comments

you are either the waffle to be stomped or the waffle stomper. make your choice

submitted 23 days ago • 5 comments

The Smell of Sunflowers. #SamuraiChamploo

submitted 24 days ago • 1 comment

submitted 23 days ago • 22 comments

A hiccup is just an inside-out burp.

submitted 23 days ago • 27 comments

The disability allies we need

submitted 24 days ago • 19 comments

oh yeah, it's all cummin together

submitted 24 days ago • 3 comments

"A ceiling really is just a floor for your ceiling." @liiiiiiizzzz.bsky.social, 2025

submitted 24 days ago • 1 comment

If you're a real Borderlands fan, you'd rob Randy Pitchford not just for the money, but also steal the franchise from him to stop being associated with that weasel. As embarrassing as Borderlands can be, it's not even a fraction as embarrassing as Randy Pitchford.

submitted 25 days ago • 3 comments

your creation will bend timelines

submitted 26 days ago • 7 comments

I should get one of these for the living room.

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

Just one more thing…

submitted 29 days ago • 33 comments

Need an alter with Maelle whispering this

submitted 30 days ago • 2 comments

トゲモン TOGEMON #digimon #vandyartwork

submitted 30 days ago • 6 comments

Has this been done before?

submitted 31 days ago • 8 comments

Owning a grill has improved my meats by 88% and my life by 94%.

submitted 30 days ago • 0 comments

Here. I rewrote my profile again.

submitted 31 days ago • 15 comments

Me, reaching out to my deep red rep and senators knowing full well they're going to ignore me and vote for shit that'll hurt my friends and make everyone's lives worse (I still do so, if only to waste even a minute more of their time)

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments

Happy 73rd birthday to the great DAVID BYRNE. I’ve probably clocked more hours listening to the Talking Heads than any other band 🎧

submitted 32 days ago • 154 comments

Make sure your RPG battle transitions, scene composition, and attack animations are at least as cool as this Taiwanese DOS RPG from 1995

submitted 32 days ago • 361 comments

reminder

submitted 122 days ago • 2 comments