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Some supermarket took my handle. Armchair game designer, bad DMC4 player. I like to ramble for too long about video games.
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A new way to play Sonic Unleashed on PC. Unleashed Recompiled is now available! www.youtube.com/watch?v=TJre...

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Regularly get upset by the fact that DMC1 Kaitai Shinsho has never got an official or fan translation, and in the past the few snippets that were translated revealed whole mechanics we didn't know were in the game.

Did you know Frost ice has it's own JC hitbox, regardless of whether the Frost is actually inside it or not?

Last 2 weeks as a Ninja Gaiden fan has been this approximately every 20 seconds

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A bafflingly incompetent article from @pcgamer.com about how bad the sigma games are, apparently from someone who didn't actually bother to check what Ninja Gaiden 2 Black actually is www.pcgamer.com/games/action...

I want Hayashi and Yasuda to sit down and explain to me, in great detail, the thought process behind every single change in sigma 2 and why they didn't undo any of them for Black. I want them to explain to me how they think this improves the game.

Ninja Gaiden 2 Black got me feeling things I haven't felt since Sonic Forces (derogatory)

Do you ever think about how Sonic Adventure DX took a level called Red Mountain and made the mountain brown? I do.

I have no idea why I drew this…

I unironically believe that Ubisoft game sales would at least double if they didn't make you use that fucking launcher

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Found this weird chud God Hand video and it's kind of incredible

Sonic 3 was fucking awful. An actually painful movie to sit through.

In hindsight it's actually really depressing that the only updated version of Ninja Gaiden 2 we got was Sigma because that game is in dire need of a lot of polish, but instead we got a non-stop collection of the most baffling design decisions you could possibly imagine