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So that’s a no then

I’m not a tennis expert but I’m going to guess it had something to do with the number of points won? 🤷 #clickbait #nonsense #bringbackjournalism #tennis

Good to see David Beckham finally recognised for his work on desperately seeking a knighthood

Taking the ‘everything’s a pound’ slogan a bit too far!

Some fella called John. But you can call him Ozzy.

I’ve been carrying the number 11,695 in my head for several years, as a potential bit of useful quiz/puzzle related knowledge. Today it paid off! #smallthings (And yes, 34 across ended up being wrong but it still fit at this point!)

Wait…did Tom have another child‽!?

Has anyone actually lived long enough on this planet to download Mario Kart World yet?

There’s a foolproof method that I’ve been using for years that will guarantee you avoid penalty points every time you drive. It’s a process I’ve developed over a number of years and is 100% effective. I call it the ‘Drive Within the Speed Limit’ Procedure and I can teach you for just £200.

Just saw a video from some travel blogger entitled ‘how to upgrade to business class’ thinking maybe there was some kind of hack or advice to get a free upgrade. But no, he just went to check-in, asked how much the upgrade would be, and paid for it. Groundbreaking!

Today’s Wordle is not a valid word. I will die on this hill.

That’s a bold statement to make after you’ve just been beaten in both legs of a European tie 🤔

Aston Villa’s latest Pride shirt, designed by Jeremy Scott, is available online and in store now. The model on the left in the bottom picture is available on this Bluesky account! #avfc #utv #pride

Congratulations to Donald Trump on getting Mark Carney reelected to the position of Canadian Prime Minister. The Liberals were a busted flush a few months back but thanks to Trump’s timely intervention they’re back on top.

Fuck the Supreme Court.

Scary things that you may have recently read headlines about that it turned out you didn’t have to worry about include: microplastics in your brain, black plastic spatulas, intermittent fasting, and plant based meat alternatives. Also, no, you do not eat a credit card’s worth of plastic a month.

Que será será Whatever will be will be I’m going to Wembley Having purchased my ticket

Surely overnight the world will have realised the genius of tariffs and the market will gain back the $2tn it lost yesterday and grow by at least another $2tn? Anyone? Anyone?

How long before Trump offers her a job?

It’s only embezzlement if it’s from the Embézzle region of France. Otherwise it’s just sparkling corruption.

So ‘DEI’ is SO damaging to the economy that it has to be mandated out of existence even in foreign companies?

Shocked. Shocked, I tell you, to find out that a man who has most recently dedicated his life to complain about the mere existence of women in football has been found guilty of beating his wife. Joey Barton is, and has always been, a complete and utter Tuesday