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So you’re saying we could solve all the financial problems of 379 million of us and impact just 19 households. What an interesting fact. Fun little bit of trivia.

submitted 10 days ago • 188 comments

who up chasin time

submitted 50 days ago • 53 comments

i have zero interest in most modern low budget shlock because it’s doing this self conscious “haha so bad it’s good just like the 80s!” thing. but you can’t produce that intellectually. you need to be trying to make a normal movie and have it come out wrong because you’re a crazy person

submitted 53 days ago • 59 comments

this is the most absurd possible outcome so i think we also have to treat it as the likeliest

submitted 93 days ago • 74 comments

Now that I've made peaceful revolution impossible it's time to sit back and enjoy my wealth and power with no adverse consequences

submitted 97 days ago • 90 comments

I don’t eat berries for breakfast because I’m not an elf but no way am I letting this dork tell me what to do

submitted 101 days ago • 1 comment

not to minimize what's happening but no reasonable person should ever follow the president or vice president on social media. that's unhinged behavior.

submitted 106 days ago • 23 comments

I am going insane. This company will lose $10bn this year! Generative AI has peaked! There isn't a sustainable business model, and the products are mediocre and error prone and don't even do anything cool despite costing billions and accelerating climate change and stealing everybody's artwork!

submitted 106 days ago • 85 comments

submitted 109 days ago • 2 comments

The hardest thing I've ever seen is a guy in his little costume.

submitted 117 days ago • 225 comments

submitted 120 days ago • 13 comments

A perfect comic panel.

submitted 121 days ago • 103 comments

happy new year i hope the next one brings [redacted] to [redacted]

submitted 127 days ago • 49 comments

good time to remind you of one of my favorite comics. for no particular reason.

submitted 131 days ago • 48 comments

“party city’s going out of business” would be a good line right before you kicked someone in the nuts

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submitted 143 days ago • 10 comments

I know awareness has increased in recent years but I need to be sure everyone knows about 36.15 CODE PERE NOEL (aka DEADLY GAMES or DIAL CODE SANTA CLAUS). It's a Christmas horror movie about a Rambo-obsessed kid fighting off a scary psycho Santa in a mansion full of toys.

submitted 145 days ago • 6 comments

Alright…I’m here.

submitted 163 days ago • 747 comments