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this is the most absurd possible outcome so i think we also have to treat it as the likeliest

submitted 18 days ago • 74 comments

Now that I've made peaceful revolution impossible it's time to sit back and enjoy my wealth and power with no adverse consequences

submitted 22 days ago • 88 comments

I don’t eat berries for breakfast because I’m not an elf but no way am I letting this dork tell me what to do

submitted 26 days ago • 1 comment

not to minimize what's happening but no reasonable person should ever follow the president or vice president on social media. that's unhinged behavior.

submitted 31 days ago • 23 comments

I am going insane. This company will lose $10bn this year! Generative AI has peaked! There isn't a sustainable business model, and the products are mediocre and error prone and don't even do anything cool despite costing billions and accelerating climate change and stealing everybody's artwork!

submitted 31 days ago • 85 comments

submitted 34 days ago • 2 comments

The hardest thing I've ever seen is a guy in his little costume.

submitted 42 days ago • 231 comments

submitted 45 days ago • 13 comments

A perfect comic panel.

submitted 47 days ago • 104 comments

happy new year i hope the next one brings [redacted] to [redacted]

submitted 53 days ago • 52 comments

good time to remind you of one of my favorite comics. for no particular reason.

submitted 57 days ago • 48 comments

“party city’s going out of business” would be a good line right before you kicked someone in the nuts

submitted 65 days ago • 49 comments

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submitted 68 days ago • 10 comments

I know awareness has increased in recent years but I need to be sure everyone knows about 36.15 CODE PERE NOEL (aka DEADLY GAMES or DIAL CODE SANTA CLAUS). It's a Christmas horror movie about a Rambo-obsessed kid fighting off a scary psycho Santa in a mansion full of toys.

submitted 71 days ago • 6 comments

Alright…I’m here.

submitted 88 days ago • 754 comments