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he's just like this guy, you know?
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pope breaks tradition by throwing beads from balcony

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I don’t mean to alarm anyone, but the orcas now have two F/A-18 Hornets

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just got my tickets for the bozeman show today. gonna be losing my comedy show cherry. I'm excited!

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Misinformation - the accidental spread of false information without intent to harm Disinformation - false information designed to mislead others and used with the intent to confuse fact and fiction This is neither.

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linkedin park

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asked for a recipe for pasta salad on reddit. got a recipe for potato salad. now I'm getting attacked for shitting on people trying to help. I'm fucking done.

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I've seen TWO shooting stars tonight, one of which was huge and broke up all over the sky. I'm leaving this here as an example of naivete experienced before the world is transformed into a post-apocalyptic hellscape.

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think of yourself the way William Riker thinks of himself.

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theyre talking about bluesky on fox news

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Wow, what a horrific typo. Right on the cover.

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we used to get stoned, put on Sigur Ros, and watch Planet Earth on mute.

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the goggins love completely baffles me. literally my first thought the first time I saw him was "what a strange looking man."

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A "direct inverse correlation" between fluoride exposure and low IQ" means the more fluoride you get, the higher your IQ. What he's looking for is a "direct correlation," but he doesn't know what any of these words mean or how science works.

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one of the hardest things about quitting smoking is learning "cigarettes are not food"

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I check the little screen, I check the big screen, I check the watch screen, I check the tablet screen. I check the screen that reminds me of the good times, I check the screen that reminds me of the better times.

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guilty. it's completely hard-wired into my brain.

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the market dominance of scrolling vertical video apps is completely baffling to me, a guy who lives in constant terror that his phone will make a noise

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every time I see the name "snarky puppy" I confuse them with skinny puppy which is a pretty big fuckup.

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my mom lived in Chicago at the same time as Mr. T and said he's basically the nicest guy ever. he'd go down to the park every day just to play with the kids.

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LOOKIT THAT FACE

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oh I hate this.

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can we get a content warning filter for elon's big, dumb face?

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I just got a Pixel 9 Pro and rooting out all the gemini bullshit has been a nightmare.

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Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller April 20,1966

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I think the sharp decline in societal happiness can be easily traced to the destruction and dismantling of flash cartoons

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GRABOIDS IN SPACE

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"Osment, 37, who played a boy who can see ghosts in the 1999 film 'The Sixth Sense' and other roles later in life," yo don't do him like that.

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no he is too adorable to face these kinds of problems set him free.

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I've long been a fan of Senator... [checks notes] ... Van Halen

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I will always hold it against the fake money people that they appropriated “crypto” from cool things like your Sasquatches and Mothmans. They should have called their dumb shit something like Goofbux

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We gotta collectively move past Harry Potter as a species. We no longer require it.

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Trump Admin Has a New Target: People Who Aggressively Believe in Nothing https://gizmodo.com/trump-admin-has-a-new-target-people-who-aggressively-believe-in-nothing-2000589842

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"As the ceremony wasn’t televised, it’s unclear what scheduling requirements the Breakthrough Prize needed to adhere to on YouTube." ouch.

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last night I broke down and ordered my first retro handheld from Aliexpress, because I wasn't sure I'd be able to again. I don't think this is the kind of economic stimulus the WH was expecting.

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THE IDEAL MALE BODY: • HAIRLESS • GREEN • FULLY NUDE EXCEPT FOR HIS BOOTS • FLANKED BY ANGRY METAL SERPENTS • CHERISHING THE ORB

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i just know that the world blows and it began when SciFi changed to Syfy

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