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never kill yourself. ladytrons with the husband.

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realized while emptying the dishwasher that Yoda is precisely wrong. not malevolently so. but there is no do and there is no do not. there is only try. this is clear to a man in his mid-fifties and so should be clear to a 900-year-old Jedi knight

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the whole world's dying but Ancient Giant Flying Squirrel Discovered in Tennessee / the squirrel's right there, just flying right through the air, and that's gonna be enough for me / well / the years start coming and they don't stop coming / fed to the rules and I hit the ground running / so much to

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in a conference call reviewing a translation for class while my girlfriend sleeps soundly next to me. this feels like home

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what are they putting in the water up in portland to get white boys to make songs like this open.spotify.com/track/5DDXBJ...

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the snow has cleared once again, finally revealing the ancient texts of the sidewalk:

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somebody just said idiosyncrasy to me and i panicked and said that's my favourite album by the police

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Since it's the anniversary...the annual Character Popularity Poll is back! Who from Rhythm Doctor deserves the accolades? You get three votes, so use them wisely! Poll will close in a week! strawpoll.com/bVg8B8j2zyY

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Hallowed grounds

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#BringBackPOOPGames

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"spleen" is probably the funniest thing we've named an organ thus far, closely seconded by "penis"

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transmasc boobs can do the thing that david hasselhoff does with his pecs in The Spongebob Squarepants Movie (2004)

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coming out to my family has kinda just been a cross between a game of telephone and a game of bingo

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been a weird birthday and now i'm eating mediocre tacos and feeling like i might cry over new cheekface. taking this as a sign that my next decade will be equally as confusing as this

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AAAAAAGH! AAAAAAAAUGH! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA birthday :]

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"Middle Spoon" the 5th fucking Cheekface album out now on DSPs, vinyl and CD thank you for choosing Cheekface

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Ska is trying to speak to us again and it’s doing it through ‘there’s a McDonald’s at the Pentagon’

submitted 5 days ago • 14 comments

Waitress: Would you like to hear the specials? Customer: Sure. Waitress: 🎶Stop your messing around. Ah ah ah. Better think of your future. Ah ah ah. Time to straighten right out....🎶

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one of my favourite hobbies is hearing Sugar, We're Going Down in public places and stopping everything i'm doing to listen for the censor on "notch in your bedpost" and/or "friction in your jeans" and then excitedly telling whoever else is with me whether or not this is the censored version

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It may have been my birthday last week, but guess what!? I’M the one dealing out the gifts! 🃏 Friends of Jimbo 4 🎮Xbox Game Pass Check out the trailer and try not to lose your chips over these updates! www.youtube.com/watch?v=0G24...

submitted 5 days ago • 34 comments

got called "miss" at work and it made me feel... miss-erable ba dum tss

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i miss having a cat. need a little beast that will crawl on me and make sounds

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Every time I practice drawing faces I draw a Wayne to see if I learned a damn thing.

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guy referred to our overpriced gatorades at work as "highway robbery" and my coworker looked so confused and had to ask him what it meant because i did not want to admit that i only knew that phrase because of Bigtop Burger

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I found out why nurses carry red crayons. In case they have to draw blood.

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young kid walking thru the lobby to get to the rink takes a passing wide-eyed stare at our concessions stand and yells "they got EVERYTHING here!"

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Autistic people don’t need to be cured. We need to be smoked

submitted 6 days ago • 42 comments

idea courtesy of my lovely girlfriend

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chuzzle me this! - the chuzzler

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i hate drawing trolls sometimes where the FUCK is your nose

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can you say "now spinning" for CDs or is it just for vinyls. or, to rephrase, if i post photos of my CDs to that hashtag, will i get tarred and feathered by vinyl elitists

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when you're mean to me this is who you're being mean to btw

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science has yet to explain why protein, sauce, and pasta work so well together, so we've turned to a wizard to ask for help ho, wizard! can you tell us why protein, sauce, and pasta work so well together? (the wizard walks up to the microphone, taps it, feedback, clears throat) "nobody knows" oh

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dining hall music just went from some didgeridoo-heavy instrumental track to the censored version of I Write Sins Not Tragedies

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