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Asgore Dreemurr is handling the single-dad life fairly well I think! 🫠

submitted 13 hours ago • 6 comments

When you’re both too fat to get it on it’s time to invite a service switch to help you out.

submitted 22 hours ago • 11 comments

I was trying to think of something to make for a banner that I felt really represented my "brand." So I had Ceran replicate David Hasselhoff eating a cheeseburger off a Vegas floor in 2007. 🫡

submitted 18 hours ago • 7 comments

Diets going fine, why do you ask?

submitted 22 hours ago • 11 comments

i’m getting so wide 🥴

submitted 22 hours ago • 4 comments

Working on some personal growth

submitted 23 hours ago • 9 comments

This is the closest I’ll ever get to the phone-in-mouth-double-biceps meme because no amount of Lysol would convince me that my phone was sanitary enough to nom. But bicep day did me right yesterday, and not bad for being only 11 months out from a bicep tendon repair surgery 😌

submitted 2 days ago • 14 comments

Blackwall? More like Wall of.....I'm sorry I got distracted in the middle of coming up with a fat-kink pun due to getting lost in them crazy fat old man tiddies. I honestly think I did good crime over here.

submitted 2 days ago • 7 comments

heatwave patreon.com/dramamine

submitted 2 days ago • 32 comments

Some Alex of Stardew Valley, descending into the retired out-of-shape jock-dad lifestyle early! He'd LIKE to prove he can still run the fields with the best of 'em, but let's see him try and finish a sit-up first. 💖

submitted 2 days ago • 4 comments

This is what a 22 Dex score looks like. 🤣

submitted 3 days ago • 16 comments

Our favorite pig guy is finally off work! He's a bit sweaty after such a long shift, hope you guys don't mind! 🐷💦 #furryart #fat #fatfur

submitted 3 days ago • 9 comments

BIG commission for @/GargantuanChili 🌶️🔥 Thank you so much 🥵🥵

submitted 147 days ago • 8 comments

Gods damn what a week right?

submitted 5 days ago • 20 comments

Sous-chef (1/3) "I asked him if I should bulk up, he told me to get fat instead"

submitted 6 days ago • 3 comments

;)

submitted 7 days ago • 32 comments

Knight and Bleeding Heart - Happy (late) Valentine's! [ #art | #oc | #ttrpg]

submitted 8 days ago • 27 comments

Always a nice day for suspenders. Full Color for Cordic, of Cliff~

submitted 338 days ago • 7 comments

If you’re an LGB without the T/Q person, block me and fuck off.

submitted 9 days ago • 17 comments

a 2 if you don’t know me and a 7 if you do

submitted 9 days ago • 2 comments

Ricco in his human disguise

submitted 11 days ago • 23 comments

Tummy? On a Tuesday? Groundbreaking.

submitted 12 days ago • 18 comments

The amount of times I get stuck taking my shirt off is unreal

submitted 13 days ago • 13 comments

When you can't reach it so you learn a new skill 👀💦

submitted 14 days ago • 24 comments

I don’t post much politics, but I want to be clear that anyone like this can fuck right off. You have to be a selfish idiot to not understand how badly current conservative movements are affecting our community and any marginalized groups at large Trans and Black lives matter Fix your heart or die

submitted 14 days ago • 10 comments