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"It is better to remain silent at the risk of being thought a fool, than to talk and remove all doubt of it” I say to my 7 month old niece who won’t shut the fuck up

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

saying "go birds" but just rooting for birds in general, hope they're having fun and not catching that flu

submitted 17 days ago • 30 comments

art / artist

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

The Snowpocalypse 2025 goon sesh starts soon Are you ready?

submitted 38 days ago • 0 comments

30 year old white guy deciding to incorporate “shawty” into his vocabulary

submitted 38 days ago • 0 comments

My final TikTok video was a Succession/I Think You Should Leave mashup. Bluesky doesn’t allow videos longer than one minute so I had to speed it up a little to fit here.

submitted 38 days ago • 6 comments

Friends in Real Life is here! Buckeye is a single from Friends in Real Life's debut album. Watch the whole video for Buckeye on Youtube. The whole album launches on Feb. 21st! Preorder the album now! Available on tape, cd, and Vinyl. Find it on Bandcamp at friendsinreallife.bandcamp.com

submitted 42 days ago • 4 comments

Stop recommending me shit, I don’t even like the stuff I like

submitted 44 days ago • 4 comments

Yesterday’s xanax and today’s modafinil are raging inside me

submitted 49 days ago • 0 comments

I’m a small baby and nothing bad is ever going to happen to me 😀

submitted 55 days ago • 0 comments

I’m trying to pay forward small acts of kindness on Facebook Marketplace.

submitted 55 days ago • 6 comments

Thomas Gieseke

submitted 56 days ago • 1 comment

It’s time to end the stigma

submitted 56 days ago • 38 comments

that’s that ghee espresso

submitted 57 days ago • 0 comments

Rocked about 14 hours of uninterrupted screen time today. Good stuff

submitted 65 days ago • 0 comments

Couple things you should know before replying to my posts: • I HATE being challenged • I do NOT know how to read

submitted 69 days ago • 6 comments

About once a month I sing to myself in the tune of this song “I’m shrimply having a wonderful Christmastime.” Just one of those jokes for myself

submitted 71 days ago • 0 comments

My gf made me sleep on the couch because I couldn’t stop doing my “1920s gangster with BPD” bit

submitted 74 days ago • 0 comments

Happy guyday the squirteenth

submitted 75 days ago • 0 comments

I don't care i'll spend all day on here posting dogshit that nobody likes and i dont make any money off of ill waste my life away i don't care. And why don't I care? Well, the answer is quite simple. I'm Gangsta

submitted 75 days ago • 4 comments

i can tell you’ve never had ric flair drip or gone woo on a bitch

submitted 75 days ago • 7 comments

If Josh Gotteheimer is willing to lie about his Spotify Wrapped…what else is he capable of lying about? We're doubting everything now. But I guess when it comes to lying about the Boss, that's just the price you pay. And other links to start your day! hellgatenyc.com/gotteheimer-...

submitted 76 days ago • 0 comments

My realtor sent me a house on Edgewood drive. What’s next, a house on Gooning boulevard?

submitted 78 days ago • 0 comments

Finally getting those coveted bot follows

submitted 78 days ago • 0 comments

Loving all the Q anon style conspiracies about the UHC shooter’s arrest. Very cool and normal, and not the least bit schizophrenic and idiotic

submitted 78 days ago • 0 comments

look, italians are complicated people

submitted 79 days ago • 59 comments

Love that the stock price is up anyway. Increasing shareholder value even in death, a true CEO til the end

submitted 83 days ago • 0 comments