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Children don’t even bother throwing rocks at me when I enter the town square any more. Too busy looking at their iPads 🙄

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bird colours

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star wars character name bink twoyfriend

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someone tell the vatican or whatever that i'm celibate and just the right amount of homophobic to be the new pope

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keep trying to just be a hot person with my gay little hobbies and my gay little friends, but history and events keep happening around me. annoying.

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i saw a bird sitting on a tiny tree stump on my walk home from work in the sunshine. get on my level

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actually a tall guy should ask you how’s the weather down there as atmospheric systems are best viewed from above but y’all ain’t ready for that conversation

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having only encountered earth worms, I was surprised to encounter worms of the air. "God, help me!", I cried.

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wearing several slightly different wigs over the course of a work day just cause i like being squinted at

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. @bridainep.bsky.social is a PhD researcher & is working on the issue of cultural erasure in refusal to accept accents like the fada. If you've an #Irishlanguage name (particularly a fada), fill in this short survey aiming to understand people’s experiences with their names in different contexts.

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i liked this on cathedral thinking but from a pragmatic and practical viewpoint smathewss.substack.com/p/building-t...

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#birdbot

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concept for trans erotic film where testogel is used as lube, and the protagonists get more and more macho and hairy and buff as the film progresses.

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bit bonkers, this. feel like i know some people who dabble in this on account of being transgender and tech adjacent the second section on how these Rationalist orgs and movements self select for ppl susceptible to cults is good maxread.substack.com/p/the-zizian...

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you need some schemes bro. bro it’s time to start plotting. you need some machinations. some mackies bro

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i liked this from kieran mclean. much has been written about digital money vs cash and how affects tho who must use cash, but i specifically liked the connection with colonial banking and wall street bets. it’s hard to convince people to return to cash kieranmclean.substack.com/p/flip-phone...

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i really liked this by Jackie Ess on breaking down what can feel like an oppressive wall of anti trans power coalescing. to break it down a little makes us more able to think and talk about it without it slippery wriggling out of the bounds of certainty buttondown.com/jackie_ess/a...

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pub patron simulator 2025 just dropped. new cheese and onion pipers DLC is incredible.

submitted 11 days ago • 5 comments

Go birds! [The crows holding me hostage nod approvingly]

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#birdbot

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#birdbot

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I sometimes thinking about this Canon ad with Godzilla at a copy machine when I’m feeling sad

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none of this is inevitable btw. i saw news today about how ICE in chicago were frustrated that people knew their rights and that neighbors were unwilling to snitch so just keep up the pressure.

submitted 29 days ago • 4 comments

putting the men into business acumen

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In the original draft nosferatu had a wallet chain but then Robert eggers was like no, that’s not how it would have happened

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that is frankly a crazy feels like temperature

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thinkin abt the men's room of the warsaw contemporary art museum where they played wii menu music really loudly

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UM, I had NO idea facebook was tracking everything I did on the internet. EVERYTHING. I have diligently blocked and followed all ways to try to stop this messed up social media from taking from me, but this is the final straw… THESE JERKS! AGH! [screenshots on how to do it in the comments]

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I’ve ordered one hundred million ants to carry off all of your belongings

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Apple Watch says my piety continues increasing with ‘quiet, imperceptible tenacity.’

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all my new years resolutions relate to the tin whistle. playing it, listening to other people playing it. 2025 will be the year of the tin whistle

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richard gobbler

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i rly am kinda scared of washing machines when they make all that noise

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I've been driven mad by beauty

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#birdbot

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how cold is ur house bc i took bread out of the freezer to defrost today and it simply didn't

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