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apricotscrubvictim.bsky.social
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Annoys me that there is already a posting aristocracy on here

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Here at psychometrics, we’re rethinking how YOU psychedelic.

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I’m reinventing how we think about tires. And pillaging

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They ruined the Coca-Cola Christmas commercial with the bear. They just… ruined it.

submitted 99 days ago • 0 comments

I made this painting. The title is: musicaholic anonymous” Enjoy.

submitted 99 days ago • 0 comments

BREAKING: Baby Gronk and Big Justice have been accused of embezzlement and sexual misconduct following AP reporting.

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I’m based and red pilled but in a chungus way

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You could not guillotine me. Due to the neck exercises I do

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👇🏼

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I’m grossly underestimating the technical acumen of newcomers to my place of work

submitted 106 days ago • 0 comments

Im being forced into arraignment by an illegitimate maritime court under martial jurisdiction for alleged seafaring crimes

submitted 106 days ago • 0 comments

Bluey is for adults

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Hello Newman… 😒

submitted 107 days ago • 0 comments

I’m California sober. Just weed alcohol and gasoline from the rag

submitted 107 days ago • 0 comments

Starting to think the Jews run Israel…

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Bluey has been found in possession of child pornography

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Baby shark

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I’m being indicted for failing to meet my fiduciary responsibly

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I’m glad mastodon isn’t popular

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I would be an exceptional government asset given my experience in behavior modification and ideological manipulation

submitted 528 days ago • 0 comments

I’m being targeted by a chemical nerve agent

submitted 528 days ago • 0 comments

Capitalism lowkey goated so long as appropriating value is the vibe

submitted 528 days ago • 0 comments

Al the “Big Time” posters realizing they need lowbies, reply guys, and so forth. Beautiful

submitted 528 days ago • 0 comments

Oh you think I’m “moving the goal posts”? But how else could I prevent you from achieving/success/being enough?

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Resume that contains “Summer intern, IBM Germany, 1941”

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Looks like they got the 2012 “weird twitter” dialogue style tweets going here

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Have no idea how to construct my personality here so I’m just going raw

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