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apriljennchoi.bsky.social
Professional Whipper Snapper, Magical Fire Bender, Super Sonic Rocket Scientist, and Multi Guinness World Record Holder
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Walking the streets of Boston

When you kiss someone, you create a long squishy tube with buttholes on either end. #SquishyButtholeTube #WhyDoesEachArmGetAHoleButTheLegsHaveToShare #YourBodyGoesInOneHoleAndComesOutThreeHoles #CanYouBlowIntoSomeonesMouthHardEnoughToMakeThemFart #KissingMakesADoubleEndedFartTube

Multiple NASA centers will be announcing probationary employee “terminations” on Tuesday. nasawatch.com/personnel-ne...

What are the most effective actions marginalized people can take right now? Already donating to causes, staying informed with credible sources, attending protests, calling representatives, etc. What other steps are simple and actionable people could be uniformed about?

I've had this conversation a few times recently. Here is a list of my current Tattoos and the meaning behind them: Chinese "Fall 7, Rise 8" - Asian Heritage Bridges - Civil & Mechanical Engineer Rulers - Aerial Rigger To-Do List - Productivity More in Comments...

A peek of our Mermaid Modeling Photography by Michael Huang Costuming from Juniper Hunter

A more "playful" whip to use.

My new targeting bullwhip from Christopher Wright of X1 Whips

New Harness Holster design. This time with six-in-one chainmail straps.

Putting on a happy face for the sake of the convention. Not gonna lie, though this has been my favorite place to work, I'm now disgusted about working in the executive branch. At least I'm comforted by some pretty awesome co-workers. We're riding this boat together.

I did not get around to tailoring the Lunar New Year dress I wanted to wear. Also, the high table canceled and banned any diversity events, including our intensively planned Lunar New Year celebration. So instead, you all get a John Wick-themed outfit. Happy Lunar New Year Death to the Marquis

At SpaceCom this week

Late Night at MagiFest

Hibachi Time!

I think this look suits me well.

Wearing suits to match each of my cats.

My BIGGEST SUCCESSES in 2024 Became a NASA Aerospace Engineer One-Handed Card Dealing World Record Most Arrows Caught by Hand World Record + 20 feet of tattoos across 18 sessions In a movie with Scarlett Johansson A Director of a Las Vegas Magic Festival Whip Presentation at Northeastern University

I was featured in magazine for rock climbing!

I already have plans to break 12 Guinness World Records planned over the next 2 years.

When I was on the cover and featured in Vanish, International Magic Magazine. 🥰

Got my Guinness World Record Certificate for Fastest Time to Deal a Deck of Cards One Handed!

Hello World