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𝘈𝘯 𝘰𝘤𝘦𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘤 𝘨𝘦𝘮 𝘧𝘳𝘰𝘮 𝘥𝘦𝘦𝘱 𝘴𝘱𝘢𝘤𝘦... 𝘛𝘳𝘺𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘰 𝘧𝘦𝘦𝘭 𝘫𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘢 𝘭𝘪𝘵𝘵𝘭𝘦 𝘭𝘦𝘴𝘴 𝘽𝙇𝙐𝙀... ┆NSFW RP, minors DNI 🔞┆
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💧I need to interact with folks more. And reply to DMs. And... Find Steven Universe accounts--

"Yeah, I can't do breast milk. Is that a human thing? That's super weird. I can do like, water, if you want..." Lapis isn't the best retail worker. But she's definitely the most popular!

"I swear, all humans think about are boobs. Are these things really that important? Whatever, here..."

Lapis has the best ass out of all the Crystal Gems, just so you know. It's blue. Everyone likes blue butt.

"Seriously? This is what you like? Do you even know how heavy these things are...?" Like other gems, Lapis can shapeshift a bit! She can also judge you. Big time.

Lapis can NOT be bothered to get dressed this morning. She's comfortable.

"Ugh, seriously? We're not cleaning the interior, you know. Any mess you make is on you..." Apparently, saving the entire planet doesn't pay very well. Hence the Crystal Gem Car Wash!

"I'm pretty much a rock. You know that, right? A fancy rock, with powers and issues, but still. You're getting worked up over a rock."

"Uh, when I said that you can unwrap your Christmas present, this isn't what I meant..." Turns out, Crystal Gems make wonderful holiday gifts!

Wearing clothes all the time is already, like... Kind of a pain, right? But humans wear underwear BENEATH all that? Bras, panties and whatever? Yeah, no way.

"I swear, all humans think about are boobs. Are these things really that important? Whatever, here..."

It's morning. And unlike most gems, Lapis enjoys sleeping! She doesn't like waking up, however. She looks tired, annoyed... But then, she always looks like that--

Blue gem butt. Best kind of butt there is, honestly.

...Lapis does NOT want to do this. At all. But maybe she should try and reconnect with @bigbluemommy.bsky.social sometime. For... Closure? Something like that.

Every alien needs a hobby if they're going to live on Earth... And Lapis likes sex. Masturbating for hours on end, playing with men and women alike. It's how she unwinds.

Friendly, experienced writer! Somewhat new to BlueSky 😊 Likes chatting OOC and plotting! Literacy preferred. Bisexual, switch! Obvious NSFW themes, but open to normal or fluff! MV, Steven Universe accounts especially welcomed 🩵

Used and hunted by her Homeworld... Imprisoned in a mirror, then within the ocean itself... Lapis has dealt with quite a bit of trauma. And while not necessarily happy, she's at least found a home on Earth.

"𝙄'𝙫𝙚 𝙜𝙤𝙩 𝙖 𝙡𝙤𝙩 𝙤𝙛 𝙞𝙨𝙨𝙪𝙚𝙨 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙣𝙚𝙚𝙙 𝙙𝙚𝙖𝙡𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙬𝙞𝙩𝙝... 𝘽𝙪𝙩 𝙥𝙡𝙖𝙮𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙖𝙧𝙤𝙪𝙣𝙙 𝙞𝙨 𝙚𝙖𝙨𝙞𝙚𝙧."