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3 yr old woke up, walked into my room and said “pooping grandmas” and then had a giggle all by himself.

Wanted that one for Demi Moore

Adrien Brody is that 4:30pm meeting on a Friday.

Oprah had been 53 years old for 30 years

utah friends - ‘No Other Land’ is in theater at the broadway downtown 🇵🇸

Zoé Saldaña 🇩🇴

😘🐝

We’ll win this one, but this looks like a team that doesn’t know each other. #RSL

Bode WOOF #RSL

What a pass Diogo, calm finish Ajago #RSL

Philip Quinton looks like he’ll straight walk you to the aisle where the paper mache is at Michael’s #RSL

Marczuk is in all the right places and when it’s time to place a ball the weight is all wrong or the pass is clumsy.

Dems still going to fumble midterms and 2028. Noodle ass party.

I’m not partial to Ukraine. If I were a fan of US hegemony though, Ukraine winning and bankrupting Russia is in the interest of the US global standing. Anyway, watching that shit today was embarrassing as an American, regardless of where you stand on the conflict. Those convos happen in private.

The fascists need their paramilitary. After four long years there will be shitheads in your neighborhood making checkpoints to check your I.D.. Amazing country we have here.

This Japanese team is so synchronous it seems like there’s a bug in the code, they’re so good they’re almost A.I. They’re math. #SheBelievesCup

Has anyone asked the recovering RSL nazi who he voted for? #RSL

Look, every year we’ve had a cool jersey we’ve played terribly. And every year we have a shitty jersey we’ve played terribly #RSL #CCF

RSL deserved that humiliating panenka. Pablo cerote #RSL

Equipo mierda #RSL @realsaltlake.com

Does RSL ever show up for CCL? No. Does it prioritize USOC? No. But does it do well in MLS league play to be a serious contender in the playoffs? Also no. #RSL

Everybody knows that’s it’s a very good idea for defenders to pass the ball towards the middle of the box when it’s stacked with forwards from the opposing team. #RSL

Bryan Vera, por qué? Herediano te odio

Ready, set, OLIGARCHY.

We live in the upside-down.

Me and my capital loss carryover every year ❤️

Lessgo

It’s about time @thickyrubio.bsky.social

If RSL sucks this year I don’t have energy to live through a prolonged PabloOut campaign. #RSL

Put 4 banana peels out there like it’s Mario Kart and that would be better defense than this lmao #RSL

You have to admire RSL’s strategy to let everyone score except Chicho. No talent, but at least we’re petty #RSL

La gran puta #RSL

The RSL back line is 3 kids in a trenchcoat #RSL

I really liked the top 3rd of the field though. So there’s that #RSL

RSL’s pants are all the way down, what a humiliating 3rd goal, Glad got roasted there #RSL Woooo it’s going to be a year, a long year.

Bryan Vera slide Chicho countdown….

Philip Quinton looks like he knows how to play the Pirates of the Caribbean theme song on the harp #RSL