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"I am a proud Chaotic nerd. So what?" Writer: #BernMun #OCRP #MVRP Serious|Crack|Angst|Suggestive 18+ Writer
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"...Help. Someone help me. This dog went into my apartment and won't stop staring!" ...THAT IS A DOG!?!

"....Comfy Floor Cool..." She is just... huddled up in a blanket as she sneezes!

"Kweehhh..."

"I sense someone wants to be a cuddle buddy."

"It is baked to be safe for my stomach. There is a chance I may need stomach surgery down the road." A bit of a thing to drop to someone you look up to, huh? "But this was made to be safe for my stomach right now.."

"Ina. Oshi. Don't go north. Please." She doesn't want Ina to go to hear the sibling squabble so... "Want some cookies? The nurse baked /way/ too many cookies."

"...Wait. Can someone correct me but uh... Did those sisters also imply that girl to break up with her partner too or else they wouldn't let her do stuff...?"

"Drinking... game?" No, Rika. No.

On one hand, Rika does want to hang out with her oshi. But things may not be good if she drops dead in front of her-.

....If there is a nearby hospital then yes. She's been putting off this for years.

This is.... This is normal for Rika, sadly. Health flares of her coughing up and puking blood. At least for her this is normal...

On one hand... she wants orange juice. On the other hand... Is that blood coming out of her mouth!?!

...Given Rikas life circumstances, she goes hard watching Ina. And a couple of other girls. But mostly Ina. So she fangirls /hard/.

"Takos... You better not be in the cookie jar again..." #HololiveRP Independent portrayal by BadJokesLucia. Single ship. Pun-loving writer (but not clever). Minors, do not perceive. Generally safe for work, but some mild NSFW moments are possible. Smut only with the ship.

Writers note: Rika is an exaggerated version of me sometimes. Writer will NOT sell her spleen for her kamioshi.

Don't underestimate Rikas willingness to be with her oshi. She's willing to sell her organs and limbs to make sure Ina is happy-.

"IN-" ....Yep. She is knocked out on the ground. "...A."

"Ina! Ina! Ina! Ina! Ina! Ina!" She is just jumping up and down like an excited girl who had caffeine and sugar...

"...Ina! Ina! I am depressed! I NEEEEEEED YOOOUUU!!" ...She's pulling out her phone and... She just superchatted her entire bank away for her..

"Iiinaaa! Iiinaa!" ....DON'T JUST STRIP NAKED- Oh. She just tore her goth clothes to show her Ina themed clothes she bought online. "Oshi! OSHI! OSHI!"

"...Oooshiiiiii...... OOOOSHIIII!" She's covered in burnt dust as she is looking at the cookie. "Rika. Senses. OOSHI!"

"IS THAT WHO I SEEEENSSEEEE!?!?!?!" BOOM!

...Are those alarm sounds in her head right now? Why is she vibrating? Does she have oshi-senses? Is she Spider-man but for Vtubers!?

"Help my robot broke!"

Rika is still blown up into pieces. Someone fix her.

"...Oh-" Wait, she's right now Lucia- BOOOM!!!

"I mean. We're one of the only stores around. The other alternative is the one where the manager doesn't give a shit and has his kids be employees. ...Same kids who are on their phone and don't handle cooking food or working on the registers. Or cleaning."

"...I mean. I was worried sick and I know they couldn't do that themselves-. It got onto the ceiling! The kid puked onto the ceiling somehow!"

"...Does it count as initiating a conversation if I asked a co-worker if they need help because some little kid got so angry he couldn't get candy that he began puking literally everywhere... Like that one Left 4 Dead Zombie?"

"I'm kind of forced to. Do you know how many customers don't know where the bathroom or cereal are... while staring right at it?"

"I kind of have to, to be honest. Well.. Being a Shrine Maiden and a store stocker, I kind of have to do it. Especially if I have to... work with customers.."

"I kind of, sort of have to do it with my jobs, Lucia. And it gets so exhausting. But I do it just to put food on the table if it says anything."

"...I don't know how I get attention I do. But I mainly just have to deal with the consequences of forcing myself out there later. Which apparently isn't good for my health but you know-"

"I have nothing else to live for and kept failing at things so... May as well be a weird freak and mess with people, especially those I am scared of losing." ...Rika, please.

"...Part of my gremlinish is because I'd rather be an insane freak at times than risk being forgotten about. We should hope she won't get nukes, though."

"...Is Reinas interaction with that girl what it feels like whenever I talk to Lucia..."

She heard the 'W' word so... GLUUUUUG! ...Oh. It's seltzer water this time.

"Druid... up? Druid up? Like what happens when druids shapeshift into bears before they-" Don't bring that Baldurs Gate 3 reference here-. "...I-is that it!?"

"I... I think that is it. But it is so expensive compared to the other Ice Creams there so-"