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- Level 36 Pisswizard - Fakkin Pompey mush! (UK) - They/Them/Their (they/them/there if I don’t like you.) - Card carrying autist and cringelord. - Fat Fuck with Fibro. - Mobility Scooter Racing Champion! - Fascists will be poorly photoshopped and mocked.
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It occurs to me that many languages have no equivalent word for “the” and it must be such a shock to come here and learn “it’s bollocks” and “it’s the bollocks” have polar opposite meanings. #insomniathoughts #brainvomit

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

they might play sports in philadelphia but they dont play games

submitted 4 days ago • 70 comments

I need the name of the "aRcHiTeCt" who designed the layout of Queen Alexandra Hospital. I can only assume their eyes come out of their fucking ears and they can lick things with their nasal polyps.

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

If you're a UK citizen or resident and you don't sign it you're a cunt. 🥰

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

I swear to fucking Christ this constant insomnia every night is going to become my thirteenth reason. I can’t remember the last time I got to sleep before 5am and stayed asleep for 7-8hrs.

submitted 24 days ago • 1 comment

One of the first, soft targets of fascist regimes is "degeneracy," including "degenerate art." It's often first in line. And after destroying that's been ushered into acceptability? They just start expanding the definition of degeneracy.

submitted 26 days ago • 26 comments

Welcoming in a convicted sex offender really does make it completely transparent now that this was never about women's safety and always about hating trans people, and anyone still trying to hide behind the shield of "pRoTeCtInG wOmEn/GiRlS" needs their fucking hard drive checked.

submitted 30 days ago • 0 comments

I've been a bit hooked on Xiaohongshu. Tonight I got this compliment and it about sums up my experience there, which is that it's a relief to experience a social media platform where people are just fucking nice to each other. It really has never been hard to do, so why haven't we been doing it?!

submitted 30 days ago • 0 comments

Whilst watching the US lose their connection, I done a half-baked rant about the US TikTok ban. aranfielder.com/blog/us-tiktok-ban #tiktok #tiktokban #goodbyetiktok (reposted because I forgot hashtags)

submitted 35 days ago • 0 comments

I know my monolingual (not for lack of trying) arse doesn’t have room to talk, but you have to hand kudos to the political buffoons in America banning TikTok for triggering the entire nation into enthusiastically wanting to learn a new language for the first time… #tiktokban #tiktok #rednote #哦红书

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments

Missed a beat there. We should have called it a Conversation Excavation, with a more casual name of Bitch Ditch.

submitted 40 days ago • 1 comment

Had a weird dream there was a new school curriculum & Thatcher was being taught in History classes with the same weird hero worship they do w/ Churchill. So I joined a vigilante group called "The Milk Snatchers" & we sawed the tits off that one Thatcher statue in Grantham. I blame the propranolol.

submitted 41 days ago • 1 comment

Google should allow us to put little personal notes next to our searches, to explain some of the heinous shit we've googled at 4am to our sober future selves, rather than spend the next four years seeing "WHAT DOES A DUCK DICK LOOK LIKE" pop up every time we start a search with a W.

submitted 41 days ago • 1 comment

Also is he not acknowledging that the people leaving his platforms are virtuous, if he considers it signalling their virtue to leave?

submitted 45 days ago • 0 comments

I care for neither person involved in this fight, however, sending someone the legal babble equivalent of "if u don't do what I say I shall hold my bweath / skweam and skweam and squeam" is fucking hysterical.

submitted 45 days ago • 0 comments

I never used to understand why people were scared of clowns but then I saw the last decade or so of politics and now I get it.

submitted 45 days ago • 2 comments

Wrote a post on Bluesky? No. You skote a skeet. #shitpost

submitted 45 days ago • 1 comment

This could have been us all when Thatcher carked it but you were all on drugs or some shit idk.

submitted 46 days ago • 1 comment

The state of the NHS really does not help with the bad thoughts now that I realise when I finally decide to off myself there’s nobody left to stop me anyway hahahahahahahahahahahahahHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. HA. HA. HA.

submitted 47 days ago • 0 comments

You just lost the game.

submitted 48 days ago • 0 comments