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I'm finding it easier to look in the mirror each and every day

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Fuck it, how about we call it the Gulf of Cuba? 🤪

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PSA if you use a work computer with that nasty widget thingy that tells you all of the shitty things that are going on in the world. You can preserve your mental health by switching it off. Right click on the taskbar and choose Taskbar Settings. Switch off Widgets

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What the fuck even is Legitimate Interest anyway?

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So, I done started a Substack to blither about music I like: arbiefenchurch.substack.com/p/where-do-i...

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Just a thought - based on how some folk love certain 'brands'. Do you think there's a market for a fragrance called Trump Musk?

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An hour of stabby stabby pluck pluck today. Because I'm worth it

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They say you can't hear a photo. This one has a bass line

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Seeing Obama talking and laughing with the big orange baby really brought home to me how the mainstream political parties all exist to maintain the status quo. Their differences are superficial

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Earlier I needed a small snack before bed, so I buttered a Cream Cracker and added blackcurrant jam. 10/10 would recommend. Strong scone-like taste but with added crunch. I can't be the first to try this can I?

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With added saturation

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Maybe one day I'll find some estrogen in the middle aisle of Lidl. I live in hope

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A Christmas Carol except the middle aged protagonist wants to talk to the manager

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Passing #poetry #poem #trans #transwriter #queer

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He'll always be 'former president' to me

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Key pup #wrytangles

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I'm going to resurrect an old Twi**er thing I used to do...

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I just want a wife with a magnificent cock. Is that too much to ask? 😜

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My random question of the day: what are dry roasted peanuts actually supposed to taste of?

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Can someone show me how to do this new-fangled Harris Waltz please? #fomo

submitted 168 days ago • 0 comments

FFS Amazon Prime!

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No you drew a rabbit and a cat on your knees

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My brain: hears the word 'nuts' Searches internal music catalogue Earworm deployed "nuts, oh hazelnuts" Spoonerism filter activated... ...so now I need to know what a 'nasal hut' is Send help

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I'm being f**king trolled by the algorithm, thanks Meta

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TOP TEN ILLAS: 10. van 9. flot 8. gor 7. scint 6. chinch 5. tort 4. quesad 3. sarspar 2. sinsem 1. godz

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"If you don't like graffiti, look away like you do for genocide" Seen in Valencia, Spain

submitted 269 days ago • 3 comments

Hey, who would be interested in an all transfemme hardcore punk band? I rehearsed for the first time with such a band at the weekend and wow, we have something. It'll be a long time before we have anything to share but squeeeeee

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So today I dusted off my drumming skills for the first time in about two decades. In a rehearsal room! With real musicians!.. .. and we emerged with a song. It's angry, hardcore punk and the whole band just happen to be transfemme 🏳️‍⚧️🤘🏻

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I'm so fucking angry at the tories right now. It's just plain bullying. To any parents out there who are now stuck between caring for their trans child and the possibility of prosecution and losing said child. My heart goes out to you.

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So he's ruled out... Checks notes... January 2025.. FFS can you not actually make a statement that means something?

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I see nature is practicing lighting design ahead of the apocalypse

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Wordle 1,035 1/6 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 😯

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Just realising quite what I've put my head through lately... My ears are healing from piercings two weeks ago. My face from electrolysis on Saturday. My mouth from a wisdom tooth extraction on Tuesday and last night I had my brows done. Please send healing vibes

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Why am I not surprised?

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Doing the "crushing your head" bit from Kids in the Hall to a Cybertruck and actually crushing it

submitted 320 days ago • 14 comments

Dear Google, are you OK? Why are you advertising this at me? (I mean yeah, I know I can be a sick so and so, but I'm not even a full time meat easter any more) Not only that, but why does an advert for this even exist?

submitted 349 days ago • 1 comment