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archaic.bsky.social
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Oh ew no thank you

submitted 67 days ago • 0 comments

Too many fucking nerds on the internet being pedantic nerds about their nerd shit.

submitted 72 days ago • 1 comment

Happy birthday to meee 🎊

submitted 78 days ago • 0 comments

There's no better reminder that I'm unfunny than thinking up a "clever" response to a post only to open the comments and see every fuckin hack making the same quip. It's me, I'm the hack.

submitted 80 days ago • 0 comments

The pain is so real. If you’re more upset about mean jokes than the suffering fueling them, you are deeply out of touch

submitted 81 days ago • 88 comments

🎯🎯🎯

submitted 80 days ago • 171 comments

I woke up after having the weirdest dream in a long time filled with anxiety and dread. It's been hours and I'm still filled with panic that something is fucking wrong and I'm just not fixing it why aren't I fixing it oh god just FIX IT

submitted 90 days ago • 0 comments

Holy shit please do not nominate Floridians for shit it's all awful

submitted 93 days ago • 0 comments

“What radicalized you?” Bro I was told to treat people the way I would want to be treated in kindergarten and it made sense idk what else there is to say

submitted 97 days ago • 222 comments

WE ARE SO BACK

submitted 96 days ago • 206 comments

Skeet ulrich is when you cum on the drummer of metallica

submitted 97 days ago • 34 comments

there’s no reason to not gaslight yourself into not understanding basic concepts and how they work these days. magnets? mirrors? who fucking knows anything anymore

submitted 97 days ago • 83 comments

The concept of money is currently the biggest weight in my life and I hate it.

submitted 97 days ago • 1 comment

I need to figure out this migraine shit before it kills me

submitted 128 days ago • 0 comments