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archaicnoise.bsky.social
writer, musician, and streamer from the central coast. check out my patreon at https://patreon.com/archaicnoise
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living on credit is awful because even when i know i have 20k worth of credit available i still worry every day that my cards will all be declined and i will be left unable to pay for basic goods and necessities

submitted 13 hours ago • 0 comments

I am sorry, I am sorry, you cannot do romantic sigma edits of linus and lucy, it should be illegal

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

i'm sorry in n out tuesday crew. i wasn't familiar with your game

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

there is nothing i want more than to be able to shout SUBSCRIBE and suddenly get lots of subscribers

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

i download every single chinese app i can and keep them updated so their government can properly steal my data to plan the United States downfall with ease

submitted 5 days ago • 63 comments

avian flu? trump policies? no, it's Big Egg fleecing the average consumer

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

"exercise is good for you and socialists should hit the gym" "you're a eugenicist. also you could get stabbed someday so why bother" this discourse is urgently needed on bluesky

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

a ctrl+F approach to abolishing wokeness is going to be catastrophic. i'm trying to find journal articles about the history of city govt DEI programs & most of the search results are about like, morphological diversity of microbes, taxonomic diversity in fossils, diversity jurisdiction in law, etc

submitted 6 days ago • 14 comments

my single is now live on spotify and streaming on all platforms

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

i like connor o malley a lot because he reminds me that people with yellow teeth (like me) can become moderately compensated as minor celebrities. we stan a yellow toothed king

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

just found two identical snowflakes. it was actually really easy for me

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

i'm bringing back 2015 reddit. if we change diversity, equity and inclusion to justice, equity, diversity and inclusion, we can practice the ways of the JEDI

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

submitted 7 days ago • 145 comments

guys please don't compare yourself to spider-man unless you have a dead uncle ben

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

"poster's madness!! poster's madness!!" i shout as i walk out of the poster emporium

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

twitter country

submitted 8 days ago • 9 comments

i need a 52 year old man with $800 billion to impregnate my wife . i am worried our offspring wont be sufficiently feeble and/or annoying

submitted 7 days ago • 369 comments

all burgers are sandwiches but not all sandwiches are burgers. declaring this makes you woke

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

it is not lost on me that the same day an HHS secretary who promises to eliminate school lunch/food vouchers and anti-depressants is moved forward the bird place's leftists are going through discourse about whether or not exercise is ableist. y'all missin the plot

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

i politely told someone on twitter "hey destiny is kind of an asshole you probably shouldn't defend him on social media" and got blocked for it and then he got outed as a sex pest like two months later

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

not to upset anyone but l*ftatl*nd*n gotta be one of the most disappointing artists i've ever put stock into. genuine betrayal. 8 years of hype to get less than an hour worth of music, less than 10 minutes of it listenable. i do not know understand what people see in that kind of artistry.

submitted 10 days ago • 1 comment

my single chameleon will be out next week on all streaming platforms -- preorders should be up on itunes. but you can listen to it early by checking out the music video on my youtube channel stay tuned for more

submitted 12 days ago • 1 comment

stop smoking weed, it's blocking you from getting REM sleep

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

have you seen an aerial photo of gaza lately? calling it a parking lot would be an understatement. i don't think anyone exclusively mad about trump calling for genocide understands what biden did over the course of the last 15 months

submitted 17 days ago • 1 comment

watching ethan klein fall to pieces has been sad but expected

submitted 18 days ago • 1 comment

manifesting my OCD as a malevolent djinn so i can take my emotional support hyena into whole foods

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

“During the Vietnam War... every respectable artist in this country was against the war. It was like a laser beam. We were all aimed in the same direction. The power of this weapon turns out to be that of a custard pie dropped from a stepladder six feet high.” ~ Kurt Vonnegut

submitted 20 days ago • 1 comment

sorry, george lucas. i wasn't really familiar with your game

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

i wish i had access to the democrats' mailing list because i can at least make my request to waste 5 dollars include a joke or two

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

I would like to report a murder (this is deadmau5 calling out DJ 3lau for playing Trump's inauguration)

submitted 29 days ago • 38 comments

i'm a retrvn guy but only for translucent plastic in atomic purple

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

“Oh you think there’ll be elections in 4 years” is kind of the cope of disillusioned and despondent liberals who don’t want to admit that yeah there probably will, they’ll be in a good position to win, and they still will run just a dogshit candidate who might lose.

submitted 29 days ago • 174 comments