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the garden of ethan

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im a love noob

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nature bugs > city bugs im sorry its been on my mind

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im feeling dubious but not like the meaning of dubious just feeling how the word dubious sounds

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fixing my mattress with a hammer and nails

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drinking a spindrift in the trunk of a car

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playing yoga

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slipping my manifesto on the library shelf in the older teens section

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yes

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hello beautiful.. your valentiming couldnt be any better

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kissing my mirror out of pity

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phantom of the oprah

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just learned about yoshi is he real or a work of fiction

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the doctor prescribed g rated smut and i was embarrassed picking it up at cvs

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not toxic by evil britney spears

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jingling coins in my pocket and recognizing todays potential

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nincompoop minaj

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i have a skin tag that says 100% archie

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i name all of my individual hairs

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having a vampire three day weekend

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im dolling myself up for the tea party of the century

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bought another island who wants a piece

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i condone sliding around on hard wood floor in socks

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i started a graham cracker snorting subreddit and its gotten out of control

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im skip hopping to the gumball machine to cash my latest check

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blushing when i see my bones in an xray report

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ive put out fires bigger than this before

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i am deeply sorry every body. i did not know how diabolical casting couches are. i thought they were for sitting on and catching sturgeon from comfortably. taking a break to be better.

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i fish for sturgeon from the comfort of my casting couch

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im gaining awarenss of the glass dome above my town

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i think i sampled music once at cost co but i dont really remember

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speaking in my own language of barks and yips to tell a border collie that i am in a well

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i was never into baby food i was mature at a young age

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i read goofy ahh in mickey mouses voice

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i need a faster high tech-er toilet

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tinkling in the melting pot

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i will require a five car garage because i have one car and four car's worth of ideas

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if i had a katana i would not hang it on the wall i would find everyday uses for it

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the sound of music is great but the visuals of music are better

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my nostrils are hella ripped

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please watch this movie it directly puts gold in my pocket

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the archie movie will not go straight to streaming it will have an eleven year run in theaters

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i asked my doctor if i have low testosterone and he said too slow testosterone

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applying to be a vampire but rejected because of my genetics

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i was radicalized by walmart police

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