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Tfem trying to fuck her girlfriend: Lemme get in- Wait where'd I get a wok? MEANWHILE...... Chef making stir fryed rice: YEOWWWWCCCCHHHHHHH

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AAAAAA I’VE BEEN SHOT. SOMEONE JUST SHOT ME WITH A GUN. I AM DYING

who gonna be the first on BlueSky to admit Tulsi Gabbard kinda bad 😭…. guilty! 🙋‍♂️ #VoteBlue

woah... 1 boob followers

This isn't rocket surgery...

Jesus christ, was I giving him ideas?

They don't want to teach history so they can repeat it.

This video kicks ass: youtu.be/o2jzKo1RqWU?...

i have to fight a tooth AND a nail?!

Stop bullying politicians. You all are really bad at it; We need to adapt 4chan tactics.

I'm not celebrating President's Day until 2029 at the earliest

Why's this pic of JpegMafia so gonjus. So beautiful and demure. It gives me peace & I need it in a locket me thinks to heal my damaged and evil soul

All right, no more lying in bed doing nothing. Time to get up, go to my office desk, and do nothing there!

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Too many "am I gay quizzes" not enough quizzes to find out if my homophobic dad is gay. And if not, why does he say all of the things he does.

Why's this pic of JpegMafia so gonjus. So beautiful and demure. It gives me peace & I need it in a locket me thinks to heal my damaged and evil soul

Heh, you're no tough guy. You're soft. You're fucking buttery smooth. You're just some hand made quilt. You're the pillowy undercurrent of freshly scooped ice cream. The tender embrace of a friend who you havent seen in a while. You're so fucking soft you're the light wing of the butterfly.

Too much disscussion around beef stroganoff masturbation jokes, not enough deliberation on how to make a jack antonoff masturbation joke. I'm straight up jack antonoff? Thats just that guys name. She ant on my jack till i'm off? Doesn't make sense. I'm jacking antoff? Not that dudes name.

Measles high infection rate is the reason we have not yet been able to eradicate it. That rate means you need a very high vaccination rate to prevent outbreaks. It is possible, but not with current levels of institutional distrust.

*sees something so hot blood rockets out of the tip of my penis and my eyes roll into the back of my skull* damn... Heyyyyyoooooo nurse

(pointing to punisher logo on policeman's shirt while being arrested stealing baby shoes from Ross) thats fucking awesome . I love dead pool

What's really fucking depressing about the US situation (other than, you know, the fascism) is seeing the "resistance" side making *exactly* the same tactical errors that British opponents of Brexit made after that referendum. Like beat for beat the same.

(explaining bugs bunny to a girl) ok the thing you gotta know about this guy is hes basically never serious. He is always clowning on others

tomorrow's Monday

The Muppets Passion of the Christ.

this is the best diagnosis of the behavior I've been encountering on here lately. these people think I'm a facebook page! I'm not a page, I'm a guy!

my Gulf isn't even labeled, which is nice. let's me focus on the things that matter :)

I think I’m going to stand outside and scream for about 5 minutes later today.

Human beings weren't made to think about the treasury department this often. It's inhumane. I should only have to think about the treasury once every 3-4 years

Trump just said he’s calling for the full forcible transfer of all 1.8 million Gazans out of the strip and says “The US will take over the Gaza Strip”

dismantling our democracy in exchange for cheap egg but now there is no egg anywhere egg and democracy are both gone

well dang sorry the world collapsing harshed your vibe.

{me watching a fight at a hockey game} i think they’re just pissed off bc the floor is so slippery.

ME: Do you know how to roll a joint? COWBOY: No, but I can tumble weed... RS

feeling very Rorschach's journal about all this

Shit is so bad right now that I’ve gone back to listening to the Red Hot Chili Peppers.

Cotton candy grapes are so good I love gmos

Personally, I am much more concerned with whether Meals on Wheels recipients will continue to receive their food than I am with what a celebrity is going to be eating at the Super Bowl.

Repeat after me. Eliminating the Department of Education will hurt public schools and the kids who need help the most, AND THAT IS THE POINT.