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archregg.bsky.social

It/They

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BRO YOU CAN FART ON PEOPLE ON YOUR CELULAR 🍑💨😶‍🌫️

submitted 12 minutes ago • 0 comments

Tfem trying to fuck her girlfriend: Lemme get in- Wait where'd I get a wok? MEANWHILE...... Chef making stir fryed rice: YEOWWWWCCCCHHHHHHH

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

┳┻| ┻┳| ┳┻| psst! hey kid! ┻┳| ┳┻| ┻┳| ┳┻| ┻┳| ┳┻| ┻┳| ┳┻| ┻┳| ┳┻| _ ┻┳| •.•) If pointing out that ┳┻|⊂ﾉ Republicans are hypocrites ┻┳| worked, it would have ┳┻| worked by now ┻┳| ┳┻|

submitted 6 days ago • 17 comments

AAAAAA I’VE BEEN SHOT. SOMEONE JUST SHOT ME WITH A GUN. I AM DYING

submitted 21 days ago • 75 comments

who gonna be the first on BlueSky to admit Tulsi Gabbard kinda bad 😭…. guilty! 🙋‍♂️ #VoteBlue

submitted 13 days ago • 12 comments

woah... 1 boob followers

submitted 4 days ago • 11 comments

This isn't rocket surgery...

submitted 9 days ago • 27 comments

submitted 8 days ago • 44 comments

Jesus christ, was I giving him ideas?

submitted 9 days ago • 460 comments

They don't want to teach history so they can repeat it.

submitted 9 days ago • 616 comments

This video kicks ass: youtu.be/o2jzKo1RqWU?...

submitted 9 days ago • 120 comments

i have to fight a tooth AND a nail?!

submitted 22 days ago • 20 comments

Stop bullying politicians. You all are really bad at it; We need to adapt 4chan tactics.

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

I'm not celebrating President's Day until 2029 at the earliest

submitted 10 days ago • 291 comments

Why's this pic of JpegMafia so gonjus. So beautiful and demure. It gives me peace & I need it in a locket me thinks to heal my damaged and evil soul

submitted 10 days ago • 1 comment

All right, no more lying in bed doing nothing. Time to get up, go to my office desk, and do nothing there!

submitted 10 days ago • 124 comments

@juliusgoat.bsky.social

submitted 10 days ago • 723 comments

Too many "am I gay quizzes" not enough quizzes to find out if my homophobic dad is gay. And if not, why does he say all of the things he does.

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

submitted 10 days ago • 20 comments

Why's this pic of JpegMafia so gonjus. So beautiful and demure. It gives me peace & I need it in a locket me thinks to heal my damaged and evil soul

submitted 10 days ago • 1 comment

Heh, you're no tough guy. You're soft. You're fucking buttery smooth. You're just some hand made quilt. You're the pillowy undercurrent of freshly scooped ice cream. The tender embrace of a friend who you havent seen in a while. You're so fucking soft you're the light wing of the butterfly.

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

Too much disscussion around beef stroganoff masturbation jokes, not enough deliberation on how to make a jack antonoff masturbation joke. I'm straight up jack antonoff? Thats just that guys name. She ant on my jack till i'm off? Doesn't make sense. I'm jacking antoff? Not that dudes name.

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

Measles high infection rate is the reason we have not yet been able to eradicate it. That rate means you need a very high vaccination rate to prevent outbreaks. It is possible, but not with current levels of institutional distrust.

submitted 10 days ago • 445 comments

submitted 11 days ago • 213 comments

sees something so hot blood rockets out of the tip of my penis and my eyes roll into the back of my skull damn... Heyyyyyoooooo nurse

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

(pointing to punisher logo on policeman's shirt while being arrested stealing baby shoes from Ross) thats fucking awesome . I love dead pool

submitted 11 days ago • 34 comments

What's really fucking depressing about the US situation (other than, you know, the fascism) is seeing the "resistance" side making exactly the same tactical errors that British opponents of Brexit made after that referendum. Like beat for beat the same.

submitted 11 days ago • 1 comment

(explaining bugs bunny to a girl) ok the thing you gotta know about this guy is hes basically never serious. He is always clowning on others

submitted 11 days ago • 141 comments

tomorrow's Monday

submitted 10 days ago • 12 comments

The Muppets Passion of the Christ.

submitted 13 days ago • 4 comments

this is the best diagnosis of the behavior I've been encountering on here lately. these people think I'm a facebook page! I'm not a page, I'm a guy!

submitted 15 days ago • 145 comments

my Gulf isn't even labeled, which is nice. let's me focus on the things that matter :)

submitted 15 days ago • 19 comments

I think I’m going to stand outside and scream for about 5 minutes later today.

submitted 23 days ago • 24 comments

Human beings weren't made to think about the treasury department this often. It's inhumane. I should only have to think about the treasury once every 3-4 years

submitted 22 days ago • 4 comments

Trump just said he’s calling for the full forcible transfer of all 1.8 million Gazans out of the strip and says “The US will take over the Gaza Strip”

submitted 22 days ago • 1457 comments

dismantling our democracy in exchange for cheap egg but now there is no egg anywhere egg and democracy are both gone

submitted 22 days ago • 43 comments

well dang sorry the world collapsing harshed your vibe.

submitted 22 days ago • 1 comment

{me watching a fight at a hockey game} i think they’re just pissed off bc the floor is so slippery.

submitted 22 days ago • 5 comments

ME: Do you know how to roll a joint? COWBOY: No, but I can tumble weed... RS

submitted 22 days ago • 13 comments

feeling very Rorschach's journal about all this

submitted 22 days ago • 3 comments

Shit is so bad right now that I’ve gone back to listening to the Red Hot Chili Peppers.

submitted 22 days ago • 337 comments

Cotton candy grapes are so good I love gmos

submitted 22 days ago • 9 comments

Personally, I am much more concerned with whether Meals on Wheels recipients will continue to receive their food than I am with what a celebrity is going to be eating at the Super Bowl.

submitted 22 days ago • 87 comments