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me: technically baseball is parryslop my dad: i’m gonna assume grandchildren aren’t in the picture near term then

great job Gavin

as a kid i always knew i wanted to see the most fucked up shit on the internet and then share it with my friends

the two genders

“Just fuck me up bro” doesn’t even begin to do this justice

Currently at a work project in the middle of a swamp in Louisiana and wow I absolutely could not live in the Deep South

that a bunch of billionaires have been irreversibly brainwormed by getting addicted to a glorified chat room adds credence to my theory that spending too much time on IRC as a child acts as a powerful inoculant to the worst impulses of an escalatory group dynamic

I’m building an app that helps you connect with other people to grungle with. It’s called GrungleFinder

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Well, this is definitely the most French game I've ever played

The original pear and gorgonzola pizza from California Pizza Kitchen

conclave's bad fur day

Same energy

Took Worm to Disney On Ice and the best part of the show was when the woman directly behind us got into an argument with the woman right behind her and yelled “OH YOU GOT ME FUCKED UP NOW BITCH IMMA BEAT YOUR ASS IN THE PARKING LOT” during a really quiet part.

I love that Xenoblade X has you fight a bunch of regular enemy mechs like “Lv.40 Galdr” then you suddenly see a big gold one called “LV.91 JEFF’S GALDR”. Who is this elite Jeff? We’ll never find out but I love it.

I'm starting to embrace the loser mindset. 100% failmaxxing. Dudpilled flopcore. Entering my fizzle era. Girl it's giving last place.

me and my boys used to stand here throwing potions at each other

Important question for the fellas: Is farting loudly at the urinal 1. Acceptable normal bathroom behavior 2. An embarrassing lack of self control

They won't admit this, but the real reason for the US economical mismanagement is that all the current advisors grew up on League and COD instead of Civ and Transport Tycoon.

To anyone flying out of Burbank Terminal B who needs to use the lactation room: an extremely embarrassed gate agent just had to tell a woman the door code is 8008

Hey so opening up a few slots for $45 pfp commissions because things are kinda tight here still. Hit me up?

I cancelled all my NPR donations back during Trump 1 because of how badly they sucked at their jobs then but if you haven't already now's definitely the time.

I know I shouldn't be surprised at this point by any company but it truly is impressive how every single Discord update makes the UI significantly worse/uglier/less aligned than before.

LMFAOOOOOO

Well cat's outta the bag now since the link got posted so here's the 85-artist 7-prong game of art telephone I've been running since january. We're still missing one drawing which should be up soon but the rest are live and they extremely kick ass ascalaphid.com/telephone/hy...

Give Joe money

Prrrrobably gonna be opening more slots for pfp commissions so if you want one hit me up? I guess??

A fairly cool dog for @areallycooldog.bsky.social