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Fox keeps proving there’s still more stupidity to come.

there are so many thoroughly antisocial behaviors that would shock and disturb you coming from any other human being but are completely standard for cops

THIS GOD DAMN IT 👇

We’re deeply disappointed in much of the U.S. media. Grateful, however, to international journalists who are telling the truth.

[pharmaceutical hq] CEO: we need some new drug names MKTG GUY: cymbalta fabhalta veozah VP: ar-are you ok MKTG GUY: kisqali austedo phexxi VP: sir he’s having a stroke MKTG GUY: xgeva toujeo zeposia VP: we should call 911 MKTG GUY: xeljanz opdivo wegovy CEO: *writing* now let’s not be hasty

“I bring you news from the front, m’lord. Food bowls are empty, litter boxes are full, and the natives are getting restless.”

[road trip] DAUGHTER: I have to use the bathroom. ME: *pulls into rest stop* DAUGHTER: Thanks. ME: Make sure you’re back in 5 minutes. DAUGHTER: I will. ME: We accidentally left your brother behind once. DAUGHTER: I don’t have a brother. ME: Exactly.

Truth.

If you think there’s no connection between Hollywood deciding comic book movies were the only films worth making and the rise of MAGA in USA you have no idea how culturally dumbing down a people works.

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Thinking of a hero I knew and admired.

oh please please please let elon musk rip off his mask right now and be Nathan Fielder underneath

The Big Fucked Up Bill, is NOT a spending bill. It’s a government restructuring bill, that consolidates power in the executive, defunds critical services to the point of absurdity, removes the power of our courts to enforce the law and dramatically curtails voting rights. It’s Project 2025

Life hack 101 You don't need a book

Carney limits G7 guests to one assassination each