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Mythology of The American Sports Canon https://argoseyofnewjersey.tumblr.com/
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It's a virtual football buffet...

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Always have very homosexual thoughts when a college-aged rookie grows out their beard to signify attainment of manhood

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Blue at Night (rotated), by Adolph Gottlieb, 1958, 📸 by @mblinch.bsky.social

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me and oomf

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Joey Tits Joey Biceps Joey Beard Joey Booty one fish two fish red fish blue fish

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i’m ngl this would have altered the trajectory of my life 💀

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American Football in B&W

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it’s so adorable how straight jocks gush about meeting their sports idols with the same giddiness of emmett honeycutt getting the chance to blow his favorite porn star Zack O’Tool 💀

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Boxer (1980) by David Martin. I love this one so much.

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god bless 🫠

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talk about twink jail

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The Chinese internet is merciless 😭😭

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Craig Esposito

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He's like Miles Teller x Taron Egerton together

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Jockprint

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his perky lil bubble butt >>

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yea cream on it

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love his big douchebag grin so bad

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The Al Parker lookalike they cast to play Owen in TLOU is so distractingly handsome

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touchdown! or something

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Lou Tsioropoulos (University of Kentucky Basketball, c. 1950s)

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Art by Beau

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Dom Orejudos. This is one of my favorites because showing this to a grocery store karen would trigger her WASP avatar state and provoke her to start reciting the apocrypha in some extinct esoteric language.

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Left: Richie Lucas & Teammates Right: 'Power Bottoms' by Michael Breyette

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