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I think it's possible that everyone who is super fucking wrong about something has actually just figured out how to traverse parallel dimensions

FAFO

If you're going to make me read a 6-page resume, at least don't also fucking lie through your teeth on it. I know my shit, and I will ask you to prove you do too.

TPAB is prog hop

Begging the Buffalo DPW to stop swallowing the keys to the plows every Tuesday.

In-groups whom the law protects and does not bind.

brb replacing the nameplate on my diggs jersey with mike white

As a Bills fan, I obviously want the Bills to win. As a Pats hater, I kinda want the Pats to win so they lose their top spot in the draft. This is a constitutional crisis.

I have a humidifier running on max and yet I still just received a static shock to the forehead so jarring that I full-force kicked my coffee table. 2025 is going well.

Okay that's it I'm not buying any more records for the rest of this year.

Holy infant so tender, mild, and honestly perfectly seasoned.

The Witcher 4 is a god-tier Geoffchella announcement

I enjoy having a heated jacket, and I always remember to turn my jacket on. But sometimes, after a long cold day, I forget to jacket off and that really drains my battery.

Try to start a record collection called "Records to Make Records Skip to" and Urban Flora desperately needs a re-pressing.

I got the type of poops that go RATATA

Thinking about starting an OF but it's just my feet picking things up and I'm calling it Feets of Strength

It's very very funny to me that, ahead of forcing everyone to New Outlook, Microsoft has renamed Outlook for desktop to Outlook Classic. If only we could look to history to see how this might turn out.

If only Cris Collinsworth would just shut the fuck up forever

It's very nice having a heated jacket that warms my neck, my back, my pocket aaand my other pocket

Enjoying that my bluesky feed is mostly places I'd like to go and birds I'd like to see while there

Just to put it out into the void: Bungie deleting content from Destiny 2 that I paid for means that I will never trust them again. It was a major reason I quit Destiny 2 after nearly 2k hours, and it's the reason I won't support anything they do going forward.

DFS stands for Dis Fuckin Sucks

I, Buttshit Plastic McDrill, am proud to accept the nomination for head of the EPA.

Genesee should make an NA beer called GeNA with Forrest Gump on it. Money pleeeaaase.

Being a senior level tech/engineer at an MSP that offers co-managed services, I've met enough people in IT to know that sometimes they just hand out IT jobs to anybody.

Get fucking defeated

Go Bills

I assume this is called a skeet