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Photographer, dog mom, melomaniac, Twilight Zone fan, good runner for my age group. I do photography for a living and love to be hired: ariscottphotography.com
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If Back to the Future was made today the songs played at the Enchantment Under the Sea dance would include TLC's "Creep", Madonna's "Take a Bow", and Seal's "Kiss from a Rose." Marty would take the mic and perform Will Smith's "Gettin' Jiggy wit It". It would be a much worse movie.

If the LA fires have confirmed anything, it's that the single worst invention in the history of mankind continues to be the youtube comments section

Shoutout to all my fellow New Yorkers staying as far away as possible from Times Square tonight

I mean I wasn’t wrong

ME: Is life basically just trying to make enough money to survive and then when you eventually stop breathing someone disposes of your body and that’s it? INTERVIEWER: I meant do you have any questions about the job ME: Yes I know

One of my favorite Christmas facts is in the 80s, Weird Al Yankovic's record company insisted he record a Christmas album. So Al wrote (in his words) "a cheery little tune about death, destruction and the end of the world" called "Christmas at Ground Zero" – a song about nuclear destruction.

As always, YouTube's recommendations for the holidays are spot on

Forgot to post dog content on here for 8 months. My dog MacGregor passed away in July. If you know me, you already know this. Just wanted to post one more photo of him (us) before I move on to jokes. I think this is the new place for jokes. I love you, MacGregor 🥰 pic by Francine Daveta (2022)

MacGregor, Maddie, Maloney

What if I only post photos I've taken of dogs on bsky.app

I might just post pictures on here. I don't know yet. Here is a photograph I took of my dog licking peanut butter off a spatula.

Sorry, I'm late.