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Little bit of Hawaii Seattle Chicago and Vermont. Gimme yer best joke
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One of the rare cases where the movie was better

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Fuck dimensional lumber. Stop gaslighting me with what you wish your size is.

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

Having a suit like this, without making any changes to the law just feels like a shakedown for the state.

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Does anyone else find it weird when the US announces a cease fire between two other countries?

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

Wordle needs a song when you complete it like the mini crossword

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

"Masked security forces captured an opposition leader in the coastal province of New Jersey as regime officials continue their months-long crack-down against pro-democracy elements in the embattled United States. The arrest comes as the regime issued calls for summary detentions without trial."

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I love a smoke based voting system

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The military part of parades are the worst part. They don't have floats with candy or even wave at anyone.

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

Just learned that Romans had so many holidays at their peak that the ratio was 1:1 holidays:work days.

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I love how children's lit always includes a little bit of horror.

submitted 27 days ago • 1 comment

As much as I think Amazon should include a breakdown of the tarrif price, Im worried it will just let people display whatever price they want in the search and then add on whatever at checkout. Like don't show me $.01 then tell me AUCKSHULLY ITS $25 (if you include shipping, tax, tarrif, tips etc)

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Augustus Caesar posthumously adopted his wife as his daughter?! Crazy

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Jazz cup 4 lyfe

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Every time I make Earl grey, it smells strongly of fruit loops. So weird. I wonder if fruit loops uses bergamot oil

submitted 42 days ago • 0 comments

"Feeling aimless in life? Here are 10,000 things you could be doing." Thanks internet.

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My wife is trying to tell me about the musical Brigadoon and how romantic it is while all I can think about is how fucked up that towns curse is: The town only shows up one day every 100 years, so they every day they live in there is 100 days for us.

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My favorite medicare for all argument is to sell it as "national funded go fund me for everyone"

submitted 49 days ago • 0 comments

"You don’t want no grub. A grub is a bug that should get no love from you. Always hanging out the passenger side of the compost pile, trying to holler at you."

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Went to a local protest today! I came up with some Vermont sign I should have made: Poutine not Putin Syrup not usurp

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Rome had sacred chickens that they would feed before every battle?! I'm listening to the history of Rome podcast right now.

submitted 59 days ago • 0 comments

Forcing users to use an app to get the real price on a goddamn hamburger is dystopian.

submitted 61 days ago • 0 comments

It's oddly comforting that groups chats of the highest order have both people who are confused and also someone only reply with emojis.

submitted 64 days ago • 0 comments

Democrats right now

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Wordle 1,375 5/6 ⬛⬛⬛⬛🟨 🟩🟩⬛⬛🟨 🟩🟩🟩⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 What a funny looking one

submitted 65 days ago • 1 comment

COBRA as an acronym goes way to hard for a health care situation.

submitted 66 days ago • 0 comments

Getting angry at Obama for not doing enough is like being angry at Tom from myspace for how bad Facebook is now

submitted 67 days ago • 1 comment

today is tridi 3 Germinal in the year of the Republic CCXXXIII, celebrating asparagus

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