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aristemple.bsky.social
they/them/theirs writer, artist, grad student
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Grad school has me designing dnd characters who gazed at forbidden knowledge and went mildly insane

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hear hear

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putting a warning in my master’s presentation for academic analysis of anime characters

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me, playing tabletop rpgs: I will pepper in the fact that I had a pirate phase—

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Sunflowers - A Broku The sun hides its face Two blooms turn to each other You’re my whole world, bro

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Purim starts tonight!!

submitted 53 days ago • 6 comments

today my phone autocorrected duck to fuck? did I jump timelines?

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should I feel bad that 50% of the things I've done today have been "watch fall guy"

submitted 71 days ago • 1 comment

normal holiday convo with @adamstemple.bsky.social

submitted 145 days ago • 1 comment

My first book (co-written with my grandmother came out one year ago today! #amwriting #kidlit

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Texts to my best friend range from “the pain gel smells bad” to “do you think this guy was haunting the narrative”

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me, silently crop dusting my table during the writing through multiple senses workshop: Life Imitates Art

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when I was a kid and made a wish on an eyelash I wished for superpowers. now I just wish for Tylenol.

submitted 277 days ago • 1 comment

Just taught @adamstemple.bsky.social how to use caps lock on his phone. I’m sorry in advance.

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Today’s “your experiences are not universal” moment is hearing @adamstemple.bsky.social play the organ through the vents while I’m trying to Use the Facilities™️

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I have a Patreon! Haven’t posted in a while, but I’ll be starting updates again this summer. www.patreon.com/aristemple?u...

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watching hockey while sick is so embarrassing. just croaking weakly “no stop” “didn’t like that”

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helped a friend with a syntax issue today

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you: please act normal you need these people to like you people: hello ari nice to meet you me: so he’s hyper performing masculinity while simultaneously using his sexuality as a weapon, so he essentially becomes a femme fatale, engaging in two separate performative identities concurrently

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I’m very fun at parties.

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me, trying to stay casual and fun about being sick: I’m actually like violently ill rn lol

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me: I wrote like 1500 words today my anxiety, in an Arnold Schwarzenegger voice: but they were all BAD

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I can be writing basically anything and think “hey wouldn’t this be better if there was a noodle incident?” And now I live in fear of becoming a Procurer of Unnecessary Noodle Incidents™️

submitted 390 days ago • 1 comment

Julie Power probably.

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do I have to actually write? can’t I just send out of context screencaps to my best friend who lives in Canada? (yes he is real)

submitted 394 days ago • 2 comments

tried to write something creepy but fun and threw up a thousand words of angst with no end in sight. send help.

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me: yeah I like this play my professor: okay ari it’s your turn to read your play me: oh god it’s terrible and I hate it

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me: woo! 500 words! I’m doing great! my stomach: can we have breakfast? me: dammit I knew I was forgetting something

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never seen someone commit so hard to a typo like @adamstemple.bsky.social has to the word “spuernatural”

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being the only English major friend is fun because I get lots of weird texts like “how am I supposed to make this five sentences” and “what kind of organizational tools do you use”

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I got groceries to make spaghetti dinner tonight and then was violently reminded that I’m technically Still Injured™️ while taking said groceries to my car

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the tea on my shoulder is that no one knows what a soft tissue injury is and voltaren gel smells bad

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things I did today instead of writing - went to urgent care - ate a pizza - cried after getting a heat pack out of the back of the closet - played wingspan - drank ginger ale

submitted 446 days ago • 1 comment

Whoever put a barnes and noble in the same strip mall as the urgent care had their third eye open

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Pros and cons of Boskone weekend: PRO - cool panels - hung out with my dad - saw my grandmother and aunt - Theodora Goss was there CON -fell down the stairs and sprained my shoulder

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New to bluesky. Professional author, aspiring artist, tired grad student. #writerslift #artist

submitted 447 days ago • 2 comments