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We're commencing our call for ideas over on that YouTube: which #cake deserves its own #nationalholiday? #debate youtube.com/shorts/S8BTq...

submitted 310 days ago • 0 comments

Our next debate: what dinosaur would make the best dance partner? Any ideas welcomed. youtube.com/shorts/LLFDx...

submitted 327 days ago • 0 comments

The Aristoratic and Regal Society for Enabling Mass Urbane Debate is relieved to not be listed by the British Government as a proponent of #extremism. It would be a sad day if people could no longer #debate wearing strapping #marsupials in #carseats.

submitted 354 days ago • 0 comments

If you've got a big enough #platypus, you'd think that it's better to put it in a #carseat than say a #koala, cause it's got a duck’s beak and duck’s beaks are soft. Like they're hard, but rounded and not pointy. But it turns out its beak has some kind of electric shock thing. So it's a risk.

submitted 367 days ago • 0 comments

You would think that a #platypus is too small for a child #carseat. But a platypus, a male one, can be up to 2.4 kilos, which is about the size of a very, very small newborn.

submitted 368 days ago • 0 comments

So what I'm saying is, if you put a wallaroo in your car seat then it's less likely you'll get a speeding fine, compared with having a kangaroo in the car seat. Unless you're unlucky enough to be stopped by a police officer who specialises in marsupials.

submitted 368 days ago • 0 comments

Police officer says you've not strapped your animal in the car seat properly. You say, "but what animal is it officer"? And they can tell if it's a wallaby or a kangaroo, but they won't know what a wallaroo is unless they're experts.

submitted 368 days ago • 0 comments

To have a genuinely meaningful conversation about putting marsupials in car seats, we can't just discuss kangaroos. We should also cover wallabies and wallaroos. Maybe quokkas too.

submitted 369 days ago • 0 comments

A kangaroo is probably too big to go in a car seat although it is used to being in a pouch. So that makes it the third best marsupial to put in a car seat.

submitted 369 days ago • 0 comments

One good thing about putting a wombat in a car seat is that it has square poo, so it would be easier to clean up.

submitted 370 days ago • 0 comments

If I had to pick the best marsupial to put in a child car safety seat, you'd think koala and wombat is much of a muchness because they're about the same size. But I've heard that koalas are nasty buggers.

submitted 374 days ago • 1 comment