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submitted 35 days ago • 235 comments

I once saw Billy Joel in B&Q buying fire lighters. The lying bastard.

submitted 42 days ago • 1 comment

[if Chuck Schumer replaced Keanu Reeves in John Wick] CHUCK SCHUMER: Eh, they killed my dog, what're you gonna do? Oh well, might as well get another one for them to kill...

submitted 42 days ago • 0 comments

[if Chuck Schumer replaced Liam Neeson in Taken] CHUCK SCHUMER: [on phone] I don’t know who you are or what you want, but I will find you and I will help you kill my daughter

submitted 43 days ago • 201 comments

Jimmy Kimmel:

submitted 45 days ago • 0 comments