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While stoned, I was cutting a bagel in half... It was sensual

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Rob and I typically play a few rounds of pool 2-3 times a week. We're both good enough now that winning becomes less about who's better and more about who fucks up first. I had a near perfect game last night and sank all my balls in one round. Just missed the 8 and got it on the next round.

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You can fly 1200 miles to a sex/kink event but you can't bother to reach out to a friend you've known for 20+ years that lives 5 miles from the event. Thank you for showing me the value of our friendship and where your priorities and loyalties lie.

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Karen in Miami airport on speakerphone, on AA support saying she's got Uber status on Delta and wants her status upgraded with American. I finally asked her to take off speakerphone so we weren't privy to her convo and she told me to be more polite. Uh, I'm not the one breaking social convention

submitted 27 days ago • 2 comments

18% suggested gratuity automatically added to bill. Asked bartender to remove gratuity with "I'll tip on my terms, not yours"

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

I'm in Miami for work and had this conversation with my friend.

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Recently reacquainted with a fem fur that I sorta dated 20 years ago. The most shocking part of the chats we had is she vividly remember the shape and size of my cock and how it was perfect for her. We hadn't reacquainted in that way, but I see that in our near future. Giggity

submitted 35 days ago • 0 comments

Goodbye Shitty ASUS Mesh WIFI that has to be power cycled every day. Hello Ubiquiti! Full stop!

submitted 44 days ago • 1 comment

Hubby and I are playing pool and Mambo number 5 starts playing: we started dancing with no fucks given. Donner didn't know why we were happy but he was bouncy zoomy ball of energy. Happiness is contagious

submitted 60 days ago • 0 comments

Him: you're closer to the remote. (Kicks remote) Me: not anymore Him: you're an ass (reaches for remote) Him: you were still closer Me: not after you reached for... Ow!!!

submitted 65 days ago • 0 comments

I like pineapple on pizza. Y'all who don't can just accept that they're wrong. Canadian bacon is wrong: Pepperoni is where it's at. Salty spicy sweet!

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Great Dane problems

submitted 73 days ago • 1 comment

Made a pact with husband: if one of us gets cancer or an incurable disease with a projected lifespan, YOLO! Do whatever you want. Spend wantonly. Go anywhere. Experience life.

submitted 77 days ago • 0 comments

I write infrastructure as code

submitted 79 days ago • 0 comments

I totally relate to Dusan in "Downsizing". He's a little bit queer. A bit creepy. A bit devious. Charming dork.

submitted 81 days ago • 0 comments

Rob and I fucked off for a few hours for lunch and blackjack at the local casino. He "won" a pumpkin pie that I wasn't eligible to apply for. The diff is Rob sucks at blackjack and has lost about $1k over the last 15 months. Whereas I'm down $25.

submitted 92 days ago • 1 comment

Me in a nutshell: funny. Queer. Happy. Moody. Made mistakes. Had great successes. Hurt some people. Been hurt by people. Vulnerable. DGAF. Broody. Anti establishment. Cynical. Wishful. Loner. Lonely. Self sufficient. Angry. Frustrated. Humble. Proud. Patriotic. Anarchist. Liberal AF. Just a person.

submitted 93 days ago • 0 comments

This guy is one of my youtube favorites... Wait for it... youtube.com/shorts/OkrPp...

submitted 95 days ago • 0 comments

Hubby while eating a hot dog: "ew" Me: "hmm?" "The Weiner's not very good" "That's... What... She... Said!!! Bwahahahahaha!!!!" I ran away giggling

submitted 99 days ago • 0 comments

Donner is the bestest boy! Bestest boys get big spoons of peanut butter when pupper papa isn't around to give disapproving looks.

submitted 103 days ago • 0 comments

I'm generally a happy person. Moving to the desert made me more alone. I'm naturally a loner, but not this much. Being alone makes me depressed. It's a good thing I'm generally a happy person. But I still get lonely and sad.

submitted 104 days ago • 0 comments

Gooned out, porn weed poppers. I guess I came really loudly. Husband pokes head out the bedroom door, "what was that?" "I uhh. I was having a moment. Omfg LOL!

submitted 112 days ago • 1 comment

Don't watch the election coverage tonight, you don't need the anxiety and it probably won't be determined this evening anyway. Instead watch V for Vendetta. The message about fascism is even more apropos than it was 20 years ago. Remember Remember the 5th of November...

submitted 114 days ago • 0 comments

I thought I pissed the bed. Nope, just cum.

submitted 154 days ago • 1 comment

Dear Harris/Waltz campaigners, I support your candidate, but when you SMS without my permission begging for money, I will report you for spam. Nothing personal, but stop making me context switch!

submitted 155 days ago • 0 comments

Chatting with a guy online... him: boohoo, nobody asks me out me: ok, when are you free? him: Tues and Weds me: let's meet him: Sure! me: Hey, you still free tomorrow him: I have to-dos around the house me: Okey-Dokey If you're not gonna make the effort, then don't fucking whine about being lonely

submitted 155 days ago • 0 comments

The evening is so pleasant that hubby decided to sleep on a lounger by the pool. I brought him a blanket and pillow

submitted 163 days ago • 0 comments

75 degrees. Full moon. Clear sky. Bright Stars. Calm breeze. Windchimes. Desert life ain't so bad

submitted 163 days ago • 0 comments

Punitive pagerduty alert routing is totally a thing

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At omega Mart. Man I wish I had brought something stronger than weed

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Trapped

submitted 203 days ago • 0 comments

Most evenings are getting wicked baked, music, porn, and poppers. Anyone wanna join?

submitted 205 days ago • 1 comment

I just got this as a canvas print. Just gotta get a frame for it and find some place to hang it that my husband won't protest. P.S. It won't matter, he'll protest regardless of where I hang it, so I'm just gonna do it anyway.

submitted 222 days ago • 1 comment

4 inches to the left and the world would have breathed a collective sign of relief. Better luck next time.

submitted 228 days ago • 0 comments

Does anyone else eat their cum? Ever since I quit smoking, my cum tastes so good. I eat it all the time. Especially if I can eat it out of someone else's hole. Just sayin'

submitted 229 days ago • 0 comments

My two favorite men.

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This debate is less, "what's their position" and more "please don't say something dumb" and "answer the fucking question"

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This debate is not going well

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I never thought i'd reach THIS stage of my life

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The pool was 93 degrees. Rob thinks it's too hot. I think it's divine to just float

submitted 248 days ago • 1 comment

All the tire marks and scrapes on this taco bell exit. Fucking LOL!

submitted 263 days ago • 1 comment