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armageddophile.bsky.social
Crumb dumpster, armpit philosopher, prolapse enthusiast.
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Writing pro tip: avoid beginning your novel with weather cliches. "He came in me like a summer storm," has been worn out by tired old ladyfic classics. Try something fresh and modern, for instance, "He came in me like a Karen at 5 before closing time, angrily and acting like he owned the place." 😚👌

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Why is everyone freaking out that Elon is a Nazi when he also quite obviously considers himself a super villain? We are living in a timeline with Lex Luthor but no Bruce Wayne.

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I don't think I need to clarify my stance on the topic but these soccer folks summed it up

submitted 34 days ago • 359 comments

Ok #booksky, let’s talk. 👎🏼Goodreads, owned by Amazon, fuels its monopoly on books. 👍🏼StoryGraph, a Black woman-owned platform, offers an ethical, ad-free alternative with mood-based recommendations, user control over data, and a focus on inclusivity. Support diversity over corporate power!

submitted 37 days ago • 901 comments

LeGuin for the win.

submitted 37 days ago • 0 comments

Is it inappropriate to post my cute little pussy on this app? Trying to gauge where Bsky falls between twibler and instacram.

submitted 37 days ago • 0 comments

Nothing like tea and copyediting at 4am with your good friend, Dread Chtulhu. Mm mm good.

submitted 38 days ago • 0 comments

I use our local library constantly. People who think libraries are irrelevant are just exposing that they've stopped reading and learning.

submitted 66 days ago • 0 comments