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armpit.bsky.social
Stinky dog in SF. Insta is Pokeslut69
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A dude just sprayed air freshener/perfume at the gym and I can taste it in my mouth 😖 deodorant gays must be stopped

Does anyone else’s phone autocapitalize Time Machine

The Abyss (Kinda sucked, didn’t need to be 3 hours, wasn’t really saying anything particularly meaningful or insightful, not an interesting romantic focus, treated the female protagonist bad, loved the rat though)

Tits feeling big today

Love how tatted I look

Your pecs aren’t supposed to activate during pull ups right?

The rush of telling your zionist, anti-gay state senator to fuck off as he walks by you on the street

Kier Taming the Four Tempers

At a city council meeting where a lawyer defending a negligent landlord trying to build luxury housing after his affordable unit mysteriously burnt down described himself as “probably more left than anyone on the council.” The entire room burst into laughter.

I look so happy with @cjqueer.bsky.social kneeling over me ☺️

Happy Hump Day featuring these stills from a very fun video I made with @armpit.bsky.social for our pups/partners

I wonder what the cumulative time I’ve spent watching Cascade, Rex Duodecem Angelus, and Collide is. Might be approaching a full day by now lol

Woooof was so hot being totally at your mercy 😈 you had me tied up good

Such a good rope top, felt amazing the whole time and felt even better to be looking up at his sexy face

Gimme the fat boys and free my soul, I wanna get a lost in their belly rollllss 🎶🎶🎶

Woke up so horny and wanna continue that sooooo For every share I’ll lock up for a day 🙈 I figure that’s safer than every like or every comment or something

Was going through older pics and wow my ass and thighs look good here, amazing what consistent leg days uninterrupted by tattoos can do for you

Why does every TTRPG ruleset that feels the need to take a smug potshot at dnd’s complexity immediately follow it up with their own twisted mess of unnecessarily complicated rules.