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arnold.zone
A toast to the host who can boast the most posts!
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You say you landed your spacecraft on a 14-degree slope? Not with THAT attitude!

Look, football’s probably really hard to play.

Bluesky in morning, sailors take warning. Bluesky at night, posters' delight.

glad i bought this sam darnold jersey. now all i have to do is put a post-it note over the first "d" on the back. then i'll be all set.

“Localized Entirely within Your Kitchen: A Seymour Skinner Cookbook.”

My 2024 game of the year article is up; find it here! arnold.zone/games/goty20...

going into 2025 with this energy

back in the day tbs's channel number in atlanta was 17. braves pitcher andy messersmith's uniform number was 17 and when ted turner bought the team he got in trouble for promoting the station by effectively changing his pitcher's name to Andy Channel

Yeah, I work in social media for a mail-delivery organization dealing in content related to the time period after a popular workplace sitcom went off the air. You know, the post-Office Post Office post office?

The fact that WIRED messed up all the photos in its old articles is certainly regrettable, but I can't say it doesn't lead to some good results

This is a wonderful tool. deathgenerator.com#gallery

UFO 50? What is this, a game of the year list, or the EVENING NEWS?!?

the seahawks' uniforms make them look like an away team from a knockoff christian star trek

They’ve really gamified the collectibles in Astro Bot.

This is so fun (Paperboy 2) deathgenerator.com#gallery

My big project: The Death Generator. It's a tool for making fake video game screenshots, just fill in new text and it'll give you a (generally) pixel-accurate image back, the correct fonts and everything. deathgenerator.com

I get all my news from RSS—Ringo Starr, Singing

Gladiator II? More like Glad-I-Watched-It, Ooh! (Actually it was just okay.)

Current GOTY frontrunner has gotta be Balatro, but I’ve got a lot to play this holiday season? Can Astrobot or FFVII Rebirth or UFO 50 topple it? Stay tuned!