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arpeggiated.bsky.social
5 year champ over The Bad Boob, RN, and more leftist than I look.
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Dear rapist, today should be your 39th birthday but instead you are dead. It was the best Xmas present of my life to read that you were in hell. I won, motherfucker.

She was not a fan of snow. #catsky #catsofbluesky

Try this one trick to keep momby from getting dressed and leaving all day!!!

The many shades of The Void #cats #blackcats

#ekg heads, sound off. Can I still call a rhythm WAP? 💦💦💦

Why are my abs so sore? It’s like I was doing sit ups under anesthesia

Discharged from the hospital and feeling better already!!!

Guess who has a right IJ occlusive thrombus! This bitch

I got my brand new cpap today. I was like “oh, I’ll take a little nap to test it out!” 7 hours later, I woke. Having actually slept for the first time in memory.

It must be so embarrassing to be a 63 year old bully.

There is nothing in this world that I love more than this little creature.

I was really wishing for a Xmas miracle where all my dishes were washed without me having to do them.

In an hour, I go see my new oncologist 😬😬😬

Hey, coworker, you could do your OWN research instead of just asking me.

Why am I here if my coworkers don’t like me. I don’t get it I am fucking trying. Autism.

I just miss my boy. And it’s gonna be a couple more months until he’s mine again.

Waking up with work anxiety is rough 2 days off orientation.

Love to forget to empty my divacup at home.

“I love you, I’m sorry” is not what I want anymore.

I need a boy at my feet.

Well sound transit said fuck your 6:36 Link, we’re rolling out at 6:32 instead.