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arriagaii.bsky.social
A redder shade of neck on a whiter shade of trash
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there's an old kids in the hall sketch where dave foley (i think) is losing his leg to gangrene and is too lazy/slightly fascinated by the process to go to the doctor and i think its the most politically relevant sketch ever written

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

Are the Pittsburgh Pirates really in dire straits? defector.com/are-the-pitt...

submitted 2 days ago • 3 comments

Via @abreezeclayton.bsky.social, here's a tool to find out if your vote is on the list of those being challenged in North Carolina, along with instructions on what you can do next/who to contact re: ballot curing. Please share widely, especially if you're in North Carolina

submitted 2 days ago • 26 comments

Church preschool Sunday is hilarious because it’s like “time for the blessing of the stuffies”, and the background song is called Jesus Cleanse my Open Wounds

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

Anyone else think it’s kind of crazy that the downfall of America can be traced to AJ Daulerio posting photos of Hulk Hogans wang?

submitted 26 days ago • 1 comment

Anyone who thinks stay at home parents dont deserve a stipend have never taken a splinter out of a 4yr old’s hand. They should sell low-dose anesthesia over the counter.

submitted 33 days ago • 0 comments

Is John Cena the first wrestler to become a worse actor AFTER going Hollywood?

submitted 35 days ago • 0 comments

Had a dream last night that I was shooting a video for 80’s Bon Jovi, and it involved an unknown Eastern European Country, and overturned van, and a vat of spaghetti.

submitted 38 days ago • 0 comments

Seasonal treat hot take incoming: Starburst jellybeans - not as good as they used to be. Zero fruit taste, just boring sugar flavor.

submitted 40 days ago • 0 comments

If you want to go for a walk at 7am when it’s 25 degrees, that’s between you and your god, but who the hell are you talking to on the phone that early on a Saturday?

submitted 43 days ago • 0 comments

John Cena’s as out of place in 2025 wrestling as Hogan was when he was rockin the ketchup & mustard colors again in like 2003

submitted 63 days ago • 0 comments

All the sure signs of Christmas are upon us… Mistletoe, eggnog, christmas lights, and the annual slide from Mike Tomlin: Coach of the Year Candidate to Mike Tomlin: Never Had a Losing Season.

submitted 105 days ago • 0 comments

Hear me out: Christmas is great and all, but the best day of the year is the day you take your decorations and tree down and see your living room uncluttered.

submitted 92 days ago • 1 comment