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Sorry, I've been busy doing Very Important Things, aka reading a fanfic where Desmond Miles becomes the Inquisitor in Dragon Age

11yo is having an issue with his gaming mouse, prompting me to impart unto him my most sacred millennial tech wisdom: when something goes wrong and it’s not immediately apparent why, your first move is always, always to try turning the computer off and on again

If it's "battle for dominance" but then it's not like the domestic scene in Mr and Mrs Smith what even is the point

you know what, I think we should all be nicer to nepo babies who go into the arts. sure, they’re getting the inside track in a mercurial field where their financial privilege shields them from the worst consequences of struggle, but it’s vastly preferable to having them go into tech

Wow so this is why I stopped using social media! It's been a few hours and my depression has worsened, my burn out is unmanaged and my anxiety at an all time high

The replies. Chef's kiss.

"You will find me on every other social media" they say, crying, and then they mean the other more evil owned social medias because sure as fuck they're not on here

Jack, please implement a functional chat on Bluesky, it's literally the only thing holding me on the nazi shithole

15 years ago, all this was just science fiction, the dystopian type.

Missing the time I had entire, completely understandable conversations only comprised of Schitt's creek gifs

I'm happy to see frienda and u.s. creators again on tiktok, but the next to say tiktok is the "free speech app" and the "only sane place" and all the things better check themself a little. It's kinda "thanks president trump app" for now

When I watched Schitt's creek the first time, Moira felt incredibly dramatic to me. It's only been a few years, but they've been hard enough to feel a real kinship with her now

The fact that cooking internet is obsessed with garlic and still hasn't found out about bagna cauda is kinda weird

"You don't want to hear opinions that aren't similar to yours" exactly. I finished my patience for wrong opinions in my thirties, and now I only want to hear people agreeing with me. Echo chambers ftw

Apalled at the lack of Adoribull Veilguard fanfiction, which I realise is basically a coded message for 99,99..% of people

The crunching disappointment of waking up thinking it's saturday and realizing it's friday instead

Last time I played DA:I Bull flirted with Dorian behind my romanced inky since level 13. This run, played to put them together for Trespasser, I'm at 23 and they are still at "isn't this where it's going?" "Very much not!" Very much yes, Dorian, stop wasting my time!

I love the recipes that start with "low time low effort" and then list 5 veggies to clean, cut, and cook, like ma'am, it was supposed to be low effort

Some people wait for January to start putting excessive stress upon bettering themselves. I, however, have decided to quit smoking, take up daily yoga, start losing weight, and start budgeting all at the same time in November because November needed more reasons to be depressing

When the recipe is 3 minutes of scrolling down the blog

Eating too much cake is the sin of gluttony. However, eating too much pie is okay because the sin of pi is always zero. 🖖

Ah, the "planning lists and tabs and sheets and project in my head all night instead of sleeping" kind of rest🙃

Assuming all fanfiction is written poorly really just shows you've never been caught in the chokehold of a 150k slowburn that changed the course of your life at 2:40am written by someone whose username has 4 Zs in it and they only wrote one fic and then vanished like an ethereal legend.

Once upon a time, I took pictures of everything I cooked. And also of my kids, but that's beside the point: they were smaller and cuter. Now I spend 3 hours in the kitchen and have nothing to show for it 😤

how long can you be in love with your best friend before the entire world notices

I just want to cook and play videogames and instead I'm at work like a loser who never learned to edit videos

I'M ALIVE!!! Fuck you, Schrödinger!

Stages of online friendship - being insane about the same guy(s) - exchange of kinks and/or fanfiction ideas - oh right here’s my name - anyway that’s why I have the mental problems I do - lore you thought was obvious - here’s my home address - can you read my resume

I understand that the order in which most recipes are presented on YTShorts/TikTok is a matter of engagement but nothing will ever annoy me more than seeing someone batter and fry a fish fillet before starting to make a cold sauce. It just doesn't make sense. Stop it.

Me, talking to Skyhold's companions for 4 hours instead of doing any, albeit minimal, significant quest

it’s almost 2025 and you’re telling me I still have to manually write the book I have in my head instead of daydreaming about it and it appearing on my laptop completely edited and ready for publishing? so much for being tech advanced 🙄 #writersproblem 💙📚 #sendhelp