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A Word. Chose Villainy

So I haven’t had a phone for a week and I’ve been having a blast. I really might switch to a flip phone or pager. I feel like the phone took something from me and I didn’t know it missing until I got it back.

I want everyone to just take FIVE MINUTES, and take a look at this extremely well put together project 2025 tracker. www.project2025.observer We're less than a month in.

They gonna start having eggs I rap videos. Champagne, sparklers and a tray of deviled eggs to the section.

Who knew critical thinking was a National defense issue?

No one is doing it like us. You see the dump truck as book mark.

looking back, AOL had it right. 30 hours of internet per month was the right amount.

Is this the card you pair with the lasagna ? @uhhuhhoney.bsky.social

You need 10 years of marriage and at least two kids to propose this without being alone for the holiday 😂

This old head told me a story about the time he had a heart attack on safari. He said he was sure he was gonna die. He laid there thanking god for the life he had and all the beauty he was allowed to see. That’s how I wanna go With a heart full of gratitude.

We’re still not shopping at Target.

I’m running through my reading list trying to get to this jawn ASAP

Lingerie Football would have been lit if they had big jawns on the line.

the girls (constituents), are sick of your shit

The Demons are torturing us with dumbness

LIFT EV’RY JAWN AND SING

That man was sacked 6 times. BIRD GANG

Bird Gang!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Living in south Philly means We are in the house for the Super Bowl

The only thing that gives me peace is that these demons are gonna have to try some real ones to achieve their goals and I believe my heart if hearts they will fold.

Farm raised catfish flopping down the timeline?

Kinda mad... What am I supposed to do with my eyes now!?!

Go birds

I’m in the zone but I’m tired. Please tell me I shouldn’t drink coffee at 11 Pm

Black Women: I have 50-11 degrees. Can I have one job? White People: No D.E.I HIRES . Bring in my frat bro Trev, he’s been sober for TWO weeks.

Black People: Hey can you stop murdering us when we’re on our way home from work. White people: This woke B.S has gone too far. Time to destroy the nation.

Fuck you meeeaan?!?