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the artisan is a descriptor of my noodle, not a profession, though i will throw down with 20 minute mspaint attempts from time to time things i like - cooking miniatures cute people (you)
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all experience hath shewn, that mankind are more disposed to suffer, while evils are sufferable, than to right themselves by abolishing the forms to which they are accustomed

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

I would like to announce that I am running for president and therefore above the law

submitted 48 days ago • 0 comments

Me putting eggnog in my coffee instead of creamer is like the groundhog seeing his shadow except for winter

submitted 106 days ago • 0 comments

Sleep is just a poor substitute for coffee

submitted 131 days ago • 0 comments

Posting things is kinda wild, it's like "wow, 6 people like the thing I said?!" If I'm in a room with 6 people and all of them laugh at my joke my day is made

submitted 132 days ago • 0 comments

Hair is great. More hair is more great. Long hair? Luxurious. Beards? Glorious. Bush? I want hair in my teeth and idc who knows it. I will stockpile lint rollers if I have to this is not a joke

submitted 132 days ago • 0 comments

Absolutely wild that the some of the loveliest people don't like themselves. Low self esteem is a bad take and you should do better.

submitted 133 days ago • 0 comments

I have broken down the gates of heaven. I have marched unto God and taken for myself his power of Creation. Look upon my works, ye mighty, and despair. (i built a pc and am proud of it)

submitted 134 days ago • 0 comments

Everything is going to be okay.

submitted 136 days ago • 0 comments