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Just a neuro-spicy nerd trying to make sense of the world. Artist, tabletop gamer, non-binary person 💛🤍💜🖤 Discordian Pope, Subgenius Yeti, Happy Mutant Protect Trans Kids
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Waitress: Would you like to hear the specials? Customer: Sure. Waitress: 🎶Stop your messing around. Ah ah ah. Better think of your future. Ah ah ah. Time to straighten right out....🎶

You're right, my sub-consious, I do wish I had an oversize cardigan with giant pockets. What an instructive dream.

Roses are red Violets are fake Kendrick Lamar Really hates Drake

🎶 Thou needest not have wealthe To be my love Thou needest not be coole To rule above Ther nys no especial signe Ich have affinitee wyth Ich nede naught but thyne extra tyme and thy [lute riff] kysse 🎶

Yeah, let's go! youtu.be/TwbpXpraGns?...

Roses are red The planet is weeping For in sunken R'yleh Dread Cthulhu lies sleeping

Roses are red Cthulhu is green You're getting sacrificed To something unseen

Ever have a dream where there is music playing and when you wake up you try to place the song only to realize that it probably doesn't exist? Just me?

Sore throat. Boo!

You don’t *need* to write a massive backstory to have a great character. Sometimes, a character with little backstory can grow into something beautiful because you’ve built the character as they’ve grown, and that can be just as (if not more) genuine than a massive backstory!

Made cheeseburgers using spinach artichoke dip as the "cheese". They are bomb. Would recommend

Watching the first episode of Farscape and a thought occurs to me. With Crichton falling into a wormhole or whatever, does this show count as an isekai?

beginning to think “may you live in interesting times” is the single most devastating curse in the history of humanity

Hanging out and eating food at my family's Super Bowl party. Then I'm leaving before the game actually starts so I can go play D&D with my friends

I kinda thought today was Thursday, not sure where that idea came from

Tonight in #Pathfinder2E my character died and had their brain scooped out and eaten and I had a blast!

I'm sorry but I just learned that Usain Bolt has a son named Thunder. Fucking delightful

I see you wrote clove of garlic in your recipe, but we both know you meant a bulb of garlic. Just a silly mistake, I see it all the time.

In other news, my brain couldn’t think of the word for “lazy Susan” and instead I said “rotating Sally” and so that is the new name for it, please update your records.

btw adding alt text to your images is very cool and good

Listening to Ben Folds Five and pretending it's the mid 90's

Watching Babylon 5 for the first time. The computer effects look dated af but the show itself holds up pretty well

Had a dream wherein my phone battery was at 1%. The horror

Think I've disappointed my cat because I'm having tea and toast and not something that he can eat. Poor buddy. Maybe next time

Watching Iron Chef and wishing I was eating a classier snack than saltines with PB, but here we are

Watching Castlevania: Nocturne. Beautiful animation style and there is a badass old guy. So, bonus.

Nice.

Anti-A.I. stamps! For illustrations, comics, photos and all your creative works, printed and digital! You can download the transparent file for free here: ko-fi.com/i/IT6T718NAKF (but consider donating please 😘)

Did you know that the movie The Cutting Edge has a string of sequels. Yes, the ice skating movie. I just learned this and I bet they're all awful

It's ok if the dishes aren't done. It's ok if your pile of unread books is taller than you. It's ok if you look like a feral forest Muppet on a 3 day bender. It's ok if your fangs & claws are dull & tired. It's ok to not feel ok.

Eating (actual) Beef & Peppers and made me think of that episode of Cowboy Bebop where Jet makes his Special Beef & Peppers, ha. Loved that show

I've been reading through the rule book for the magical girl ttrpg Girl By Moonlight and decided I should watch some anime for research/inspiration. So now I'm watching Magilumiere Magical Girls, Inc. (which is pretty recent I think) and it's a lot of fun so far #ttrpg

You know how sometimes you don't realize you're hungry until you see a fast food ad and then you're just absolutely craving a burger and fries? Well I saw @themountaingoats.bsky.social skeet about Bon Scott era AC/DC and now it's all I want to listen to

Keep seeing ads for this biopic where the guy is depicted as a cgi monkey person for some reason. Better Man I think it's called? He's a singer I think idk I had to look him up cuz I'd never heard of him and I'm still not entirely convinced this is a real person

Later today, if all goes well and nothing bad happens to cancel it, it's D&D night with the homies. Hell yeah, gonna play my Illrigger! Char'rlz is a sassy shortstack (5 foot nothing) and she is so much fun to roleplay

Hell yeah Smashburger. Just inhaled this double bacon avocado burger. So tasty 🤤 #Goodlunch

I still think it's very funny that Lower Deck's running gag is that every single starfleet ship is running into this bullshit constantly. The Enterprise is not special, nor unique, nor even that remarkable - EVERYONE has to deal with the magic books that make characters come to life.

Granted, it's just a hypothesis, but I truly believe that a key to happiness in 2025 for each and every one of us is to befriend more cats.

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Currently in a public place with piped in music. Oh boy, Christmas music! What fun 🙃

Coffee for what we can change, cannabis for what we can’t.

I’m assuming that after you pump up the jam it must be refrigerated.