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artyssa.bsky.social
Chicago based Esthetician
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Wtf is government verified? God Elon Musk is such a fucking loser

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You mean to tell me Guillermo Diaz wasn’t nominated for a single Emmy for playing Huck on Scandal??? Diabolical!

submitted 10 hours ago • 0 comments

Life’s too short - buy both bags!!

submitted 11 hours ago • 0 comments

The movie: Mufasa: The Lion King Black people: Lion King 2 💀 Please keep it going!

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God please cover and protect Rep. Crockett in Jesus Name

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

Never use AirBnB ever.

submitted 6 days ago • 85 comments

I thought y’all were tired of hypoghettoticals

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

Who had a worse Soul Tie - Fitz and Olivia or Carrie and Mr. Big?

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

I’m rewatching scandal and whew - these trauma bonds 😅

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment

Romanticizing your life really is an expression of gratitude and I love that more people are practicing it!

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

there will never be another person who was as immersed in fashion such as Andre Leon Talley. I will never forgive how Anna Wintour did him during the last few years of his life after he practically built Vogue to be the juggernaut it is today 🥺

submitted 10 days ago • 1 comment

It’s not even 10am and I have a taste for my Dutch oven baby back ribs 😋 big back problems lol

submitted 10 days ago • 1 comment

Elon Musk is really robbing our country blind and Trump is full speed ahead with Project 2025.

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

Guys, I promise you if you do a Palentine’s Day with your homeboys no one will thinks it’s “gay”. Go to brunch or dinner (or an activity like top golf) exchange gifts tell each other how much your friendship means! Just please, please build healthy community amongst yourselves.

submitted 11 days ago • 1 comment

Him: You better not be entertaining other n*ggas. Me:

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Am I missing something or is Paris not on presale for Cowboy Carter??

submitted 12 days ago • 1 comment

This man got on the elevator and smelled kinda bad so I made a stank face and looked up and realize he could def see me through the reflection - the whole elevator is made of mirror 🤣

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THE BOTS ARE IN THE OCEAN!!

submitted 13 days ago • 4 comments

It’s presale day! 9 cities… may the odds be ever in your favor!

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

Them: How many times have you rewatched Kendrick’s half time show? Me: Yes.

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

Oh to be an Eagles fan on this great Sunday! 🦅

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

There is just nothing like a blackitty black couple! 😍

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

I woke up humming “I set out on a narrow way, many years ago…” and instantly got pissed that I can’t enjoy some of my favorite music anymore. FUCK YOU RASCAL FLATTS 😭

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

I think Billie Eilish’s one sided beef with Beyonce is like the most ludicrous thing ever.

submitted 16 days ago • 1 comment

I don’t understand the hype around jumping through hoops to spend your own money. Like if you have to play mind games and or stand in line, count me out. I work too hard for my money lol

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I know our country will never be the same because I will never forgive republicans for this administration.

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

Our country is not a business contrary to the incredibly ignorant rhetoric that caused a lot of you idiots to vote for Trump the first time around. Government layoffs in the millions will have extreme repercussions on our entire country. Jesus Christ.

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

The Department of Government Efficiency is not an actual government entity.

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

Yep and candles lit. It’s a great way to calm and regulate your nervous system!

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

“The MAGA coalition, led by Trump, Vance & billionaire Elon Musk are an occupying force..operating..to dismantle the U.S. government. As in post-war Iraq, the previously existing legal order is no more. For Americans, that means the Constitution has been effectively suspended.” My Afternoon Read:

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Elon Musk is not an elected official.

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

Ya’ll PLEASE go back to X with the bm vs bw bullshit. Let’s elevate the conversation over here, I’m begging you.

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

Has someone done a study on why it’s so damn easy to lose lip balms and chapsticks???

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

🙋🏾‍♀️Brittanica and the Encyclopedia of African American History

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

Finally someone is trying to do something

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

It’s been way too long since I called someone a bean head. If you from Chicago yk lol

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

I’m only travel to see basketball if my nephew is in the game.

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

My friend just asked me if I want to fly somewhere to see a basketball game. Girl do you know me at all? Hell no 💀

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