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All I see is a bunch of gas-pumping, tobacco-chewing, inbred white trash
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I got a $17 bag of frozen fish for free on a BOGO over a month ago and my wife has to hear about it every time I eat this fish, which is often

So proud and excited to officially put @mithgifs.bsky.social's book "Fight Forever: The Ballad of Kevin and Sami" on sale to the 🤼 public. Was supposed to launch yesterday, but delayed out of solidarity with the economic boycott. Support independent artists! www.indiegogo.com/projects/fig...

Uriah?!

The winner of the NBA slam dunk contest should get a shot at the AEW world title

A spoiler from the desk of Mrs Convoy to you:

Need to watch a wrestling match where someone almost dies tonight, please feel free to make recommendations (bonus points for Jack Evans rec's)

#AEWDynamite

That's not how you open a briefcase

now more than ever, it must be said: let's go birds transsexual

My wife is watching the Chiefs for the first time and she doesnt believe me that Patrick Mahomes is good

I really love my wife

Will be back to editing old posts later this afternoon, but again I say to you, please sign up for my wrestling newsletter, it is quite good, once I’ve made it through all 230+ posts I’ll probably have some ideas on how to make it better.

🚨🚨🚨BREAKING🚨🚨🚨 Poop poop poop poop

I know why! I know why! Pick me! (We’ve decided viruses are something we ignore, no matter how materially they affect our lives)

It’s a work in progress but if y’all wouldn’t mind telling me whether or not the following website is working for you I would appreciate it. bigeggwrestling.com

The white boys went off with this one

My wife is brilliant

Shootout to Rob Pelinka for accomplishing what I could never accomplish in NBA 2K while zooted out of my mind past 11 PM

An easy way to identify how far right the US has shifted over the years is language. Things you didn't hear people saying as much in many circles have crept back in. For example, describing people as “illegal” immigrants and casual ableism have experienced distressing revivals.

Lukewarm takes plus a lukewarm Dynamite lead to a lukewarm review available with a tepid glass of water at: lazonamuerta.net/2025/01/30/m...

Just saw that a Minoru Suzuki has been booked to team with Enzo Amore. God has abandoned me.

Desperate for one online platform run by somelne who doesn't hate trans people

am having a very interesting workday at the community college today

dear #wrestlesky you have 3 days-ish left to vote in this if you're going to vote. and you should vote. and you should live with the consequences. forms.gle/3xAgEWEWdakE...

thinking about the transgender Neo Geo Pocket ad campaign

Happy to report that The Merk Man came through

just spent 13 minutes ranting to my wife about how strange it is that Marco Rubio is not bisexual

Happy Birthday, Jay Briscoe

Bull Nakano vs. Aja Kong (AJW 9/1/90)

When I sneak out of the bedroom at 4 am to get ice cream and end up stubbing my toe

New article! Please share! The entire video for 'Poppa Large' has the look and grit of an Abel Ferrara movie. Raw, under the cover of darkness, and like many a Ferrara picture, showing us a look inside the mind of a man pushed to some kind of mental limit.

friends, my pals are putting together a wrestling zine, please consider submitting if you write poems or CNF about wrestling! account is @superfanzine.bsky.social

Mutual aid is not just a disaster response, it’s a way of caring for one another, building stronger communities, and preparing for whatever life may throw at us next. It’s a labor of love—and a way of life. I put together a reading list (and words of advice) for LitHub: lithub.com/we-only-have...

any paul orndorff match reqs?

“Very beautiful cat with homophobia 💚💙”