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I believe one of the core things we are missing as Americans… when was the last time you gave someone a light?

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

I get an email with my full name, address, & telephone number explaining that they’ve hacked my system & have videos of my doing “you know what” to “you know what sites,” have my contacts, & will start sending the videos if I don’t pay. 1st be specific you coward. 2nd, that shit would be hilarious.

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

I spent the day being happy.

submitted 30 days ago • 0 comments

@cornpuzzle.bsky.social @darthamin.bsky.social @talkhoops.bsky.social been going back through the Cinephobe category. Late listener. Hercules in New York… I… know you’ll answer all my questions. Mainly… what is this soundtrack?

submitted 44 days ago • 0 comments

Watching the sponge bob version of the Houston vs. Chargers game. I won’t lie. It’s more entertaining than the regular broadcast.

submitted 46 days ago • 0 comments

I just started watching E.T. With my girlfriend. She’s 37 and has a 7 year old. I’m 43. She keeps asking annoying questions like, “where are the parents in this movie,” and I’m like… they are somewhere making money.

submitted 46 days ago • 0 comments

I want to thank Disney+ for consistently allowing me to sign into the service I pay them for.

submitted 54 days ago • 0 comments

I honestly could give fuck all about AI. Hey iPhone and Verizon, how about we make the iPhone Pro 16 consistently connect to cell service in normal urban and suburban situations?

submitted 58 days ago • 0 comments

Are we still mad at Dave Grohl?

submitted 67 days ago • 0 comments

Old age is the kids taking the file tree away

submitted 69 days ago • 0 comments

Getting a beer out of my garage fridge. My cat rubs my ankle. Look down. She drops a bird at my feet, “Thank you! We’ve been over this though, I’d rather you not kill the birds! Although that one does look like a total asshole!”

submitted 73 days ago • 0 comments

My first time listening to an Isbell album. Won’t be my last

submitted 83 days ago • 0 comments

Me: ”My dick in a box” Apple Digital Playground: “Nope. Can’t” Me: “Present by my waist” ADP: “Got you” Me: “… crushed it…”

submitted 83 days ago • 0 comments

Again:

submitted 94 days ago • 8 comments

Gets brand new state of the art 70” smart tv. “You can use your phone to control me!” Cool. Cool. Fuck right the hell off, how do I connect you to my early 2000’s onkyo receiver and my Logitech universal remote?

submitted 98 days ago • 0 comments

I have absolutely no idea who the Rams are. They aren’t the chargers?

submitted 100 days ago • 0 comments